| Title (click on a book/movie below) | Author/Actors (click on a book/movie below) | Gordonator Ranking |
|---|---|---|
| Junky | William S. Burroughs | 2000 |
| Howl | Allen Ginsberg | 2000 |
| A Million Little Pieces | James Frey | 2000 |
| More, Now Again | Elizabeth Wurtzel | 2000 |
| Juiced | Jose Canseco | 2000 |
| Lighting Up | Susan Shapiro | 2000 |
| Addict | Stephen Smith | 2000 |
| Fall to Pieces | Mary Forsberg Weiland | 2000 |
| Nico: The End | James Young | 2000 |
| Too Fat To Fish | Artie Lange | 1400 |
| Cheating Death, Stealing Life: The Eddie Guerrero Story | Eddie Guerrero | 1400 |
| Go Ask Alice | Anonymous | 1000 |
| One Is The Loneliest Number | Jimmy Greenspoon | 1000 |
| Symptoms of Withdrawal | Christopher Kennedy Lawford | 1000 |
| Pure Dynamite | Tom Billington | 800 |
| Mr. Strangelove: A Biography of Peter Sellers | Ed Sikov | 600 |
| My Fractured Life | Rikki Lee Travolta | 533.3 |
| Prozac Nation | Elizabeth Wurtzel | 333.3 |
| Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly | Anthony Bourdain | 300 |
| Savage Beauty: The Life of Edna St. Vincent Millay | Nancy Milford | 200 |