Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 2351
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
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Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement329
hotspike!17
It's the Little Things322
hotspike!11
FireProof64  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 60  Adventures of TinTin56  
Love and Devotion55  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day56  
The Mermaid Chair54  Demoted55  
A Breath of Fresh Air53  I Think I Love my Wife54  
The Silent Lady52  Facing the Giants52  
Songs of the Humpback Whale51  License to Wed51  
The Hidden Cottage50  The Other Man51  
The Queen of New Beginnings49  Hachi: A Dog's Tale50  
A Crowded Marriage48  How To Train Your Dragon 250  
The Trouble with Angels45  Winnie Mandela50  
Fairy Tale Weddings40  I'm in Love With a Church Girl49  
Rose Harbor in Bloom40  The Ultimate Gift47  
A Gift to Last35  Long Walk to Freedom45  
Touched by Angels32  The Ant Bully45  
The Real Katie Lavender30  The Joneses44  
A Season of Angels29  Akeelah and the Bee42  
 Zambezia40  
Movie ReviewsThe Accidental Husband39