Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 1196
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
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Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement173
hotspike!10
It's the Little Things156
hotspike!17
FireProof46  
A Breath of Fresh Air34  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day36  
The Silent Lady32  I Think I Love my Wife32  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 28  License to Wed32  
The Mermaid Chair24  Long Walk to Freedom32  
Love and Devotion23  The Ant Bully29  
The Hidden Cottage22  Demoted28  
The Queen of New Beginnings22  Hachi: A Dog's Tale27  
A Crowded Marriage19  How To Train Your Dragon 227  
Songs of the Humpback Whale19  The Ultimate Gift27  
The Trouble with Angels19  Adventures of TinTin26  
Rose Harbor in Bloom18  Winnie Mandela26  
Fairy Tale Weddings16  The Other Man25  
A Season of Angels13  Zambezia25  
The Real Katie Lavender12  I'm in Love With a Church Girl24  
A Gift to Last9  Akeelah and the Bee23  
Touched by Angels9  The Joneses23  
 Facing the Giants22  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua20