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Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 1821
Award of Excellence: 5

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an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement231
It's the Little Things242
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 47  Demoted46  
A Breath of Fresh Air46  I Think I Love my Wife46  
Love and Devotion42  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day46  
The Hidden Cottage42  License to Wed43  
The Silent Lady42  The Ultimate Gift42  
Songs of the Humpback Whale40  Adventures of TinTin41  
The Mermaid Chair38  How To Train Your Dragon 241  
The Queen of New Beginnings38  The Ant Bully41  
A Crowded Marriage37  I'm in Love With a Church Girl40  
Rose Harbor in Bloom34  Winnie Mandela40  
The Trouble with Angels34  Long Walk to Freedom39  
Fairy Tale Weddings33  Akeelah and the Bee38  
A Gift to Last26  The Other Man38  
The Real Katie Lavender21  Hachi: A Dog's Tale37  
Touched by Angels20  Facing the Giants35  
A Season of Angels17  Zambezia33  
 The Joneses32  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua28