Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 2574
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement384  
It's the Little Things374  FireProof68  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 65  Demoted62  
Love and Devotion59  Adventures of TinTin59  
The Mermaid Chair59  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day59  
A Breath of Fresh Air55  I Think I Love my Wife58  
The Silent Lady55  Facing the Giants57  
A Crowded Marriage54  Hachi: A Dog's Tale54  
The Hidden Cottage54  The Other Man53  
Songs of the Humpback Whale52  I'm in Love With a Church Girl52  
The Queen of New Beginnings51  License to Wed52  
The Trouble with Angels47  Winnie Mandela52  
Fairy Tale Weddings44  How To Train Your Dragon 250  
Rose Harbor in Bloom44  Long Walk to Freedom50  
Touched by Angels36  The Ultimate Gift50  
A Gift to Last35  The Ant Bully49  
A Season of Angels32  Akeelah and the Bee45  
The Real Katie Lavender31  The Accidental Husband44  
 The Joneses44  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua43