Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 925
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement138  
It's the Little Things103  FireProof38  
A Breath of Fresh Air27  Long Walk to Freedom29  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 26  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day27  
The Silent Lady26  The Ant Bully26  
Love and Devotion20  I Think I Love my Wife25  
The Mermaid Chair19  License to Wed25  
The Hidden Cottage18  Demoted24  
Songs of the Humpback Whale17  Winnie Mandela24  
A Crowded Marriage15  Adventures of TinTin23  
The Trouble with Angels14  Hachi: A Dog's Tale22  
The Queen of New Beginnings12  The Joneses21  
Rose Harbor in Bloom11  The Other Man21  
A Season of Angels10  Zambezia21  
The Real Katie Lavender10  The Ultimate Gift20  
Fairy Tale Weddings8  Facing the Giants18  
Touched by Angels4  How To Train Your Dragon 218  
A Gift to Last2  Akeelah and the Bee17  
 I'm in Love With a Church Girl17  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua15