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Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 2151
Award of Excellence: 5

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an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement305  
It's the Little Things308  FireProof60  
Love and Devotion52  Adventures of TinTin52  
The Silent Lady51  Demoted51  
A Breath of Fresh Air50  I Think I Love my Wife51  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 50  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day51  
Songs of the Humpback Whale48  License to Wed49  
The Hidden Cottage48  How To Train Your Dragon 247  
The Mermaid Chair47  Facing the Giants45  
The Queen of New Beginnings46  The Ultimate Gift45  
The Trouble with Angels41  Hachi: A Dog's Tale44  
A Crowded Marriage40  I'm in Love With a Church Girl43  
Rose Harbor in Bloom38  The Ant Bully43  
Fairy Tale Weddings36  Winnie Mandela42  
A Gift to Last28  The Other Man41  
Touched by Angels27  Long Walk to Freedom40  
The Real Katie Lavender26  The Joneses40  
A Season of Angels25  Akeelah and the Bee39  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua33