Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 991
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement141  
It's the Little Things104  FireProof41  
The Silent Lady30  Long Walk to Freedom30  
A Breath of Fresh Air28  I Think I Love my Wife29  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 27  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day29  
Love and Devotion22  License to Wed28  
The Mermaid Chair21  The Ant Bully27  
The Hidden Cottage19  Demoted26  
Songs of the Humpback Whale18  Winnie Mandela25  
A Crowded Marriage17  Hachi: A Dog's Tale24  
The Trouble with Angels15  Adventures of TinTin23  
Rose Harbor in Bloom14  The Ultimate Gift23  
The Queen of New Beginnings13  Zambezia23  
A Season of Angels11  The Joneses22  
Fairy Tale Weddings11  The Other Man21  
The Real Katie Lavender10  How To Train Your Dragon 220  
A Gift to Last5  Akeelah and the Bee19  
Touched by Angels5  Facing the Giants19  
 I'm in Love With a Church Girl19  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua18