Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 1496
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement180  
It's the Little Things166  FireProof51  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 44  I Think I Love my Wife40  
A Breath of Fresh Air39  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day40  
Love and Devotion35  License to Wed38  
The Silent Lady35  Adventures of TinTin37  
The Hidden Cottage33  Demoted37  
The Queen of New Beginnings33  How To Train Your Dragon 237  
The Mermaid Chair30  I'm in Love With a Church Girl37  
A Crowded Marriage29  The Ant Bully37  
Songs of the Humpback Whale29  Hachi: A Dog's Tale36  
Rose Harbor in Bloom28  Long Walk to Freedom35  
The Trouble with Angels27  The Ultimate Gift35  
Fairy Tale Weddings26  The Other Man34  
A Gift to Last19  Winnie Mandela34  
The Real Katie Lavender18  Facing the Giants32  
A Season of Angels16  Akeelah and the Bee30  
Touched by Angels16  Zambezia29  
 The Joneses28  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua25