Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 824
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement119  
It's the Little Things88  FireProof35  
The Silent Lady25  Long Walk to Freedom28  
A Breath of Fresh Air24  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day26  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 24  The Ant Bully25  
Love and Devotion18  Demoted24  
The Mermaid Chair18  I Think I Love my Wife24  
Songs of the Humpback Whale16  Winnie Mandela23  
The Hidden Cottage13  Hachi: A Dog's Tale22  
The Trouble with Angels13  License to Wed22  
A Crowded Marriage11  The Other Man20  
Rose Harbor in Bloom11  Adventures of TinTin19  
The Queen of New Beginnings9  Facing the Giants18  
A Season of Angels8  Zambezia18  
The Real Katie Lavender8  The Joneses17  
Fairy Tale Weddings6  The Ultimate Gift17  
Touched by Angels4  Akeelah and the Bee16  
A Gift to Last1  I'm in Love With a Church Girl16  
 How To Train Your Dragon 214  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua13