Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 1365
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement175  
It's the Little Things160  FireProof50  
A Breath of Fresh Air37  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day39  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 36  How To Train Your Dragon 235  
The Silent Lady33  I Think I Love my Wife35  
Love and Devotion30  Adventures of TinTin34  
The Hidden Cottage30  Hachi: A Dog's Tale34  
Songs of the Humpback Whale28  License to Wed34  
The Queen of New Beginnings28  Long Walk to Freedom34  
The Mermaid Chair26  The Other Man33  
A Crowded Marriage25  Demoted32  
The Trouble with Angels22  The Ant Bully32  
Rose Harbor in Bloom21  Winnie Mandela32  
Fairy Tale Weddings20  The Ultimate Gift30  
The Real Katie Lavender16  Akeelah and the Bee29  
A Gift to Last15  I'm in Love With a Church Girl28  
A Season of Angels14  The Joneses28  
Touched by Angels13  Zambezia28  
 Facing the Giants27  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua23