Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 1016
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement141  
It's the Little Things105  FireProof42  
The Silent Lady30  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day31  
A Breath of Fresh Air28  I Think I Love my Wife30  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 27  Long Walk to Freedom30  
Love and Devotion22  License to Wed29  
The Mermaid Chair22  Demoted28  
The Hidden Cottage20  The Ant Bully27  
Songs of the Humpback Whale18  Winnie Mandela26  
A Crowded Marriage17  Zambezia25  
The Queen of New Beginnings17  Adventures of TinTin24  
The Trouble with Angels15  Hachi: A Dog's Tale24  
Rose Harbor in Bloom14  The Ultimate Gift24  
A Season of Angels11  How To Train Your Dragon 222  
Fairy Tale Weddings11  The Joneses22  
The Real Katie Lavender10  The Other Man21  
A Gift to Last6  Akeelah and the Bee20  
Touched by Angels6  I'm in Love With a Church Girl20  
 Facing the Giants19  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua18