Zipporah Resident Scholar

Zipporah Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar


Total # of reviews: 38
Likes: 1241
Award of Excellence: 5




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Gifts:

an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
Jenny the Pomeranian, total: 1
Jenny is a little fox who will keep you warm at nights.
a Capybara, total: 1
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
an evergreen tree, total: 1
Evergreens are beautiful year around. They don't take a long coffee break for the winter.
a one legged dress, total: 2
Enjoy this one legged dress for yourself or your special lady friend. It's actually the easiest way to get a tan on just one leg.
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 1
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFive Year Engagement174  
It's the Little Things158  FireProof46  
A Breath of Fresh Air36  Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day36  
The Silent Lady33  I Think I Love my Wife33  
Please Love Me: One Woman's Silent Plea for the Miracle of Intimacy 30  License to Wed32  
Love and Devotion26  Long Walk to Freedom32  
The Hidden Cottage25  How To Train Your Dragon 230  
The Mermaid Chair25  The Ant Bully30  
The Queen of New Beginnings23  Demoted29  
Songs of the Humpback Whale21  The Ultimate Gift29  
A Crowded Marriage20  Adventures of TinTin27  
Rose Harbor in Bloom20  Hachi: A Dog's Tale27  
The Trouble with Angels19  The Other Man27  
Fairy Tale Weddings17  Winnie Mandela27  
The Real Katie Lavender14  Akeelah and the Bee25  
A Season of Angels13  The Joneses25  
A Gift to Last11  Zambezia25  
Touched by Angels9  Facing the Giants24  
 I'm in Love With a Church Girl24  
Movie ReviewsBeverly Hills Chihuahua21