Pamela Mortimer Resident Scholar

Pamela Mortimer Level 1 Blue Jay Scholar


Total # of reviews: 10
Likes: 197
Award of Excellence: 0


Gifts:

a body made of liquid metal, total: 1
Imagine if your body was made of liquid metal. It would be very strong. You could use it to carry a lot of pies home from the market.
a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dark glasses, total: 1
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
rain drops, total: 1
Rain drops are amazing in their fluidity and touch.
Singing musical hippies, total: 1
These hippies will sing about peace and love. It is all very nice, especially if you stand upwind of them.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsWarriors Don't Cry11  
Treachery in Death99  Plum Spooky9  
Whiskey Beach18  The Lowland8  
J.M. Barrie and the Lost Boys15  A Visit from the Goon Squad7  
The Rosie Project13  Flat Out Love5  
Heist Society12