Mason S. Resident Scholar

Mason S. Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar

Total # of reviews: 39
Likes: 1883
Award of Excellence: 4


parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
a mind controlling device, total: 2
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
a free chest hair waxing, total: 1
Imagine if you got your chest hair waxed--for free? It would look as good as this, I am sure of it.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
the eye of Barad-Dur, total: 1
Sauron is staring at you. I think he wants to be your friend. He must get very lonely, all alone in his tower.
a weeping willow, total: 2
When I was young, children would snap off weeping willow vines and whip each other playfully with them. We each got pleasure in others pain, a teachable moment that help prepare us for adult life.
a Frozen waterfall, total: 1
A frozen waterfall is not only beautiful and wondrous but it's amazing for what it represents--a frozen moment in time.
a Capybara, total: 2
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsRed Harvest42  
52 Pickup204  Snow42  
The Switch177  Platform41  
Riding the Rap49  The Freedom Trap41  
Marabou Stork Nightmares48  The Lady in the Lake39  
Hollywood47  Thick as Thieves39  
Killing Pablo46  A Friend of the Earth38  
The Keeper of Lost Causes46  Flashman38  
The Sea46  The Beach38  
The Turquoise Lament46  The Name of the Rose38  
The Thin Man45  The Three Roads38  
The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop45  Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game37  
Trust45  The Affair37  
The Black Angel44  The Cave37  
The Score44  The Holcroft Covenant35  
A Firing Offense43  Cities of the Plain34  
Christine Falls43  Indian Killer33  
Fletch and the Man Who43  West 47th33  
The Taming of the Shrew43  Shalimar the Clown31  
Tours of the Black Clock43  The Power and the Glory25