Mason S. Resident Scholar

Mason S. Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar

Total # of reviews: 39
Likes: 422
Award of Excellence: 4


parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
a mind controlling device, total: 2
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
a free chest hair waxing, total: 1
Imagine if you got your chest hair waxed--for free? It would look as good as this, I am sure of it.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
the eye of Barad-Dur, total: 1
Sauron is staring at you. I think he wants to be your friend. He must get very lonely, all alone in his tower.
a weeping willow, total: 2
When I was young, children would snap off weeping willow vines and whip each other playfully with them. We each got pleasure in others pain, a teachable moment that help prepare us for adult life.
a Frozen waterfall, total: 1
A frozen waterfall is not only beautiful and wondrous but it's amazing for what it represents--a frozen moment in time.
a Capybara, total: 2
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsHollywood9  
52 Pickup48
The Switch32
Christine Falls8  
Marabou Stork Nightmares17  Flashman8  
The Black Angel17  Platform8  
The Score15  Red Harvest8  
The Sea15  The Beach8  
The Taming of the Shrew15  The Name of the Rose8  
Fletch and the Man Who14  The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop7  
The Freedom Trap14  West 47th7  
The Keeper of Lost Causes14  Indian Killer6  
The Turquoise Lament14  The Affair6  
A Firing Offense12  The Lady in the Lake6  
Riding the Rap12  The Power and the Glory6  
Tours of the Black Clock11  The Holcroft Covenant5  
Killing Pablo10  Cities of the Plain4  
Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game10  The Cave4  
Snow10  A Friend of the Earth2  
The Thin Man10  Thick as Thieves2  
The Three Roads10  Shalimar the Clown1