Mason S. Resident Scholar

Mason S. Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar

Total # of reviews: 39
Likes: 345
Award of Excellence: 4


parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
a mind controlling device, total: 2
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
a free chest hair waxing, total: 1
Imagine if you got your chest hair waxed--for free? It would look as good as this, I am sure of it.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
the eye of Barad-Dur, total: 1
Sauron is staring at you. I think he wants to be your friend. He must get very lonely, all alone in his tower.
a weeping willow, total: 2
When I was young, children would snap off weeping willow vines and whip each other playfully with them. We each got pleasure in others pain, a teachable moment that help prepare us for adult life.
a Frozen waterfall, total: 1
A frozen waterfall is not only beautiful and wondrous but it's amazing for what it represents--a frozen moment in time.
a Capybara, total: 2
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsHollywood7  
52 Pickup37  Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game7  
The Switch17  The Name of the Rose7  
Marabou Stork Nightmares15  The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop7  
Fletch and the Man Who14  Trust7  
The Black Angel14  Platform6  
The Score14  Red Harvest6  
The Turquoise Lament14  The Power and the Glory6  
The Freedom Trap13  The Beach5  
The Sea13  The Lady in the Lake5  
The Taming of the Shrew13  West 47th5  
A Firing Offense12  Christine Falls4  
The Keeper of Lost Causes12  The Affair4  
Riding the Rap11  The Cave4  
Killing Pablo9  The Holcroft Covenant4  
The Thin Man9  Cities of the Plain3  
The Three Roads9  A Friend of the Earth2  
Tours of the Black Clock9  Indian Killer2  
Flashman8  Thick as Thieves2  
Snow8  Shalimar the Clown1