Mason S. Resident Scholar

Mason S. Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar

Total # of reviews: 39
Likes: 1020
Award of Excellence: 4


parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
a mind controlling device, total: 2
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
a free chest hair waxing, total: 1
Imagine if you got your chest hair waxed--for free? It would look as good as this, I am sure of it.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
the eye of Barad-Dur, total: 1
Sauron is staring at you. I think he wants to be your friend. He must get very lonely, all alone in his tower.
a weeping willow, total: 2
When I was young, children would snap off weeping willow vines and whip each other playfully with them. We each got pleasure in others pain, a teachable moment that help prepare us for adult life.
a Frozen waterfall, total: 1
A frozen waterfall is not only beautiful and wondrous but it's amazing for what it represents--a frozen moment in time.
a Capybara, total: 2
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Taming of the Shrew22  
52 Pickup148
The Turquoise Lament22  
The Switch119
Marabou Stork Nightmares28  The Beach19  
A Firing Offense27  The Affair18  
Riding the Rap27  The Cave18  
The Freedom Trap26  The Holcroft Covenant18  
The Keeper of Lost Causes26  The Lady in the Lake18  
Fletch and the Man Who25  Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game17  
Killing Pablo25  Flashman16  
The Black Angel25  Indian Killer16  
The Sea24  The Power and the Glory16  
The Thin Man24  Trust16  
The Three Roads24  Christine Falls15  
The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop24  Cities of the Plain15  
Tours of the Black Clock24  Shalimar the Clown15  
Platform23  West 47th15  
Red Harvest23  Thick as Thieves13  
The Score23  A Friend of the Earth12  
Snow22  The Name of the Rose11