Mason S. Resident Scholar

Mason S. Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar

Total # of reviews: 39
Likes: 2121
Award of Excellence: 4


parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
a mind controlling device, total: 2
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
a free chest hair waxing, total: 1
Imagine if you got your chest hair waxed--for free? It would look as good as this, I am sure of it.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
the eye of Barad-Dur, total: 1
Sauron is staring at you. I think he wants to be your friend. He must get very lonely, all alone in his tower.
a weeping willow, total: 2
When I was young, children would snap off weeping willow vines and whip each other playfully with them. We each got pleasure in others pain, a teachable moment that help prepare us for adult life.
a Frozen waterfall, total: 1
A frozen waterfall is not only beautiful and wondrous but it's amazing for what it represents--a frozen moment in time.
a Capybara, total: 2
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsA Firing Offense46  
52 Pickup248
Red Harvest46  
The Switch206
The Thin Man53  The Beach46  
Riding the Rap52  Tours of the Black Clock46  
The Sea52  Christine Falls45  
Marabou Stork Nightmares51  Flashman45  
Hollywood50  The Taming of the Shrew45  
The Keeper of Lost Causes50  The Lady in the Lake44  
The Score50  Thick as Thieves43  
Killing Pablo49  The Affair42  
The Freedom Trap49  The Three Roads42  
The Turquoise Lament49  Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game39  
The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop49  The Holcroft Covenant39  
A Friend of the Earth48  Cities of the Plain38  
Platform48  Shalimar the Clown37  
Trust48  The Cave37  
Fletch and the Man Who47  West 47th37  
The Black Angel47  Indian Killer36  
The Name of the Rose47  The Power and the Glory29