Mason S. Resident Scholar

Mason S. Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar

Total # of reviews: 39
Likes: 1501
Award of Excellence: 4


parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
a mind controlling device, total: 2
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
a free chest hair waxing, total: 1
Imagine if you got your chest hair waxed--for free? It would look as good as this, I am sure of it.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
the eye of Barad-Dur, total: 1
Sauron is staring at you. I think he wants to be your friend. He must get very lonely, all alone in his tower.
a weeping willow, total: 2
When I was young, children would snap off weeping willow vines and whip each other playfully with them. We each got pleasure in others pain, a teachable moment that help prepare us for adult life.
a Frozen waterfall, total: 1
A frozen waterfall is not only beautiful and wondrous but it's amazing for what it represents--a frozen moment in time.
a Capybara, total: 2
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Freedom Trap32  
52 Pickup201  The Taming of the Shrew32  
The Switch165  The Lady in the Lake30  
Marabou Stork Nightmares40  Tours of the Black Clock30  
Riding the Rap39  Christine Falls29  
A Firing Offense38  The Cave29  
Hollywood35  Trust29  
Killing Pablo35  A Friend of the Earth28  
Snow35  Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game28  
The Score35  The Affair28  
The Three Roads35  Flashman27  
The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop35  The Name of the Rose27  
The Turquoise Lament34  West 47th27  
The Black Angel33  The Beach26  
The Keeper of Lost Causes33  Cities of the Plain25  
The Sea33  The Holcroft Covenant25  
The Thin Man33  Shalimar the Clown24  
Fletch and the Man Who32  Thick as Thieves24  
Platform32  Indian Killer23  
Red Harvest32  The Power and the Glory23