Mason S. Resident Scholar

Mason S. Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar

Total # of reviews: 39
Likes: 873
Award of Excellence: 4


parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
a mind controlling device, total: 2
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
a free chest hair waxing, total: 1
Imagine if you got your chest hair waxed--for free? It would look as good as this, I am sure of it.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
the eye of Barad-Dur, total: 1
Sauron is staring at you. I think he wants to be your friend. He must get very lonely, all alone in his tower.
a weeping willow, total: 2
When I was young, children would snap off weeping willow vines and whip each other playfully with them. We each got pleasure in others pain, a teachable moment that help prepare us for adult life.
a Frozen waterfall, total: 1
A frozen waterfall is not only beautiful and wondrous but it's amazing for what it represents--a frozen moment in time.
a Capybara, total: 2
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsKilling Pablo19  
52 Pickup112
The Switch96
A Firing Offense25  The Holcroft Covenant17  
The Black Angel24  The Affair16  
Marabou Stork Nightmares23  The Beach16  
The Freedom Trap23  Flashman15  
The Score23  Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game15  
The Sea23  The Lady in the Lake15  
The Thin Man23  Trust15  
Fletch and the Man Who22  Indian Killer14  
Riding the Rap22  Shalimar the Clown14  
The Taming of the Shrew22  The Cave14  
The Three Roads22  The Power and the Glory13  
The Turquoise Lament22  West 47th13  
The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop22  Christine Falls11  
Red Harvest21  The Name of the Rose11  
Snow21  A Friend of the Earth10  
The Keeper of Lost Causes21  Cities of the Plain10  
Tours of the Black Clock21  Thick as Thieves10