Mason S. Resident Scholar

Mason S. Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar

Total # of reviews: 39
Likes: 1139
Award of Excellence: 4


parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
a mind controlling device, total: 2
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
a free chest hair waxing, total: 1
Imagine if you got your chest hair waxed--for free? It would look as good as this, I am sure of it.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
the eye of Barad-Dur, total: 1
Sauron is staring at you. I think he wants to be your friend. He must get very lonely, all alone in his tower.
a weeping willow, total: 2
When I was young, children would snap off weeping willow vines and whip each other playfully with them. We each got pleasure in others pain, a teachable moment that help prepare us for adult life.
a Frozen waterfall, total: 1
A frozen waterfall is not only beautiful and wondrous but it's amazing for what it represents--a frozen moment in time.
a Capybara, total: 2
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop25  
52 Pickup153  The Taming of the Shrew24  
The Switch123  Snow23  
Riding the Rap33  Trust23  
A Firing Offense31  The Affair22  
Marabou Stork Nightmares30  The Cave22  
Killing Pablo29  The Beach21  
The Sea29  Christine Falls20  
The Three Roads29  Flashman20  
The Score28  The Holcroft Covenant20  
Fletch and the Man Who27  The Lady in the Lake20  
The Freedom Trap27  Indian Killer19  
The Keeper of Lost Causes27  Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game19  
Hollywood26  Shalimar the Clown19  
The Black Angel26  West 47th18  
Tours of the Black Clock26  Cities of the Plain17  
Platform25  The Power and the Glory17  
Red Harvest25  Thick as Thieves17  
The Thin Man25  A Friend of the Earth15  
The Turquoise Lament25  The Name of the Rose14