Mason S. Resident Scholar

Mason S. Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird Scholar

Total # of reviews: 39
Likes: 1319
Award of Excellence: 4


parking lot landscaping, total: 1
Parking lots are barren places and it is exciting to think that businesses think you will park there if the shrubbery is good. Although the shrubbery often looks sad, surrounded by miles of pavement, it can be surrounded by soothing woodchips or warm lights at night.
a mind controlling device, total: 2
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
a free chest hair waxing, total: 1
Imagine if you got your chest hair waxed--for free? It would look as good as this, I am sure of it.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
the eye of Barad-Dur, total: 1
Sauron is staring at you. I think he wants to be your friend. He must get very lonely, all alone in his tower.
a weeping willow, total: 2
When I was young, children would snap off weeping willow vines and whip each other playfully with them. We each got pleasure in others pain, a teachable moment that help prepare us for adult life.
a Frozen waterfall, total: 1
A frozen waterfall is not only beautiful and wondrous but it's amazing for what it represents--a frozen moment in time.
a Capybara, total: 2
A Capybara is a 250 pound rodent, but it is very gentle and wise, with very cute whiskers and strawlike fur and black button eyes. It makes gentle "tweatle tweatle" sounds when amused.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFletch and the Man Who28  
52 Pickup183  Snow27  
The Switch146  Tours of the Black Clock27  
A Firing Offense37  Flashman25  
Riding the Rap36  The Affair25  
Marabou Stork Nightmares34  The Beach25  
The Sea32  The Lady in the Lake25  
Hollywood31  Christine Falls24  
Red Harvest31  A Friend of the Earth23  
The Score31  The Cave23  
The Three Roads31  The Holcroft Covenant23  
Killing Pablo30  Trust23  
The Turquoise Lament30  West 47th23  
The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop30  The Power and the Glory22  
Platform29  Thick as Thieves22  
The Black Angel29  Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game21  
The Freedom Trap29  Cities of the Plain20  
The Keeper of Lost Causes29  Shalimar the Clown20  
The Taming of the Shrew29  Indian Killer19  
The Thin Man29  The Name of the Rose18