Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 2203
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsAngels and Demons35  
Sabbath's Theater180
hotspike!17
Glory34  
Despair158
hotspike!18
Laughter in the Dark32  
The Bostonians144
hotspike!16
The Reivers32  
The Comfort of Strangers60  The Water-Method Man32  
The Gift46  Toilers of the Sea30  
Demons45  What Maisie Knew30  
King, Queen, Knave44  Intruder in the Dust29  
The Hamlet43  Last Night in Twisted River29  
The Longest Journey43  The Reef29  
Gentlemen of the Road42  The Town29  
A Fable41  Victory29  
Gilead41  Where Angels Fear to Tread29  
Choke40  Going After Cacciato27  
Dombey and Son40  Rising Sun27  
Survivor40  The Awkward Age27  
A Common Story39  The Other House27  
Lord Jim39  The Mansion26  
The Magic Mountain39  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 525  
The Ghost Brigades38  I, Claudius23  
The Luzhin Defense38  Roderick Hudson23  
The Player of Games38  For Whom the Bell Tolls22  
Invitation to a Beheading37  Pirate Latitudes22  
Ninety-Three37  The Golden Bowl22  
The Pickwick Papers37  The Secret Agent22  
The Spoils of Poynton37  Next15  
Mansfield Park36   
The Accidental Time Machine36  Movie Reviews