Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 1705
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsToilers of the Sea27  
Sabbath's Theater123  Glory26  
Despair119  The Accidental Time Machine26  
The Bostonians98  Ninety-Three25  
The Comfort of Strangers55  The Pickwick Papers24  
Demons38  The Awkward Age23  
The Longest Journey38  The Reivers23  
The Gift37  Victory23  
King, Queen, Knave36  What Maisie Knew23  
Dombey and Son35  Going After Cacciato22  
Gilead35  The Mansion22  
The Ghost Brigades35  I, Claudius21  
A Fable34  Last Night in Twisted River21  
Gentlemen of the Road34  The Reef21  
Invitation to a Beheading33  Where Angels Fear to Tread21  
Lord Jim33  For Whom the Bell Tolls20  
The Luzhin Defense32  Rising Sun20  
The Player of Games32  The Other House19  
Choke31  The Secret Agent19  
Survivor31  The Town19  
A Common Story30  Intruder in the Dust18  
The Magic Mountain30  Roderick Hudson18  
The Spoils of Poynton30  Pirate Latitudes17  
The Hamlet29  Next14  
The Water-Method Man29  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 513  
Angels and Demons28  The Golden Bowl13  
Mansfield Park28   
Laughter in the Dark27  Movie Reviews