Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 3272
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Mansion47  
Sabbath's Theater308
hotspike!13
Angels and Demons46  
Despair285
hotspike!13
Invitation to a Beheading45  
The Bostonians265
hotspike!7
Mansfield Park45  
The Comfort of Strangers73  Laughter in the Dark44  
Demons65  The Secret Agent44  
The Longest Journey62  The Town44  
Ninety-Three59  Toilers of the Sea44  
King, Queen, Knave57  Victory43  
The Accidental Time Machine57  Going After Cacciato42  
Gentlemen of the Road56  Last Night in Twisted River42  
The Gift56  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 541  
The Player of Games56  The Reef41  
Choke55  The Reivers41  
Gilead55  I, Claudius40  
Survivor55  Intruder in the Dust40  
The Luzhin Defense55  Where Angels Fear to Tread39  
Lord Jim54  Roderick Hudson38  
The Ghost Brigades54  For Whom the Bell Tolls37  
The Pickwick Papers53  The Golden Bowl37  
A Common Story50  The Water-Method Man37  
A Fable49  What Maisie Knew36  
Dombey and Son49  Rising Sun35  
The Hamlet49  Next34  
The Spoils of Poynton49  The Other House34  
Glory47  Pirate Latitudes32  
The Awkward Age47   
The Magic Mountain47  Movie Reviews