Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 2005
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsLaughter in the Dark30  
Sabbath's Theater156  Mansfield Park30  
Despair138  The Accidental Time Machine30  
The Bostonians125  The Reivers30  
The Comfort of Strangers57  The Water-Method Man30  
Demons44  Toilers of the Sea28  
King, Queen, Knave43  What Maisie Knew28  
The Gift42  Last Night in Twisted River27  
The Longest Journey42  The Reef27  
Gentlemen of the Road40  Victory27  
A Fable39  The Mansion26  
Dombey and Son39  Where Angels Fear to Tread26  
Choke38  Rising Sun25  
Gilead38  The Awkward Age25  
Lord Jim37  Intruder in the Dust24  
The Ghost Brigades37  The Other House24  
A Common Story36  Going After Cacciato23  
Survivor36  I, Claudius23  
The Hamlet36  For Whom the Bell Tolls22  
Invitation to a Beheading35  The Town22  
The Luzhin Defense35  Roderick Hudson21  
The Spoils of Poynton35  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 521  
Angels and Demons34  The Secret Agent21  
The Magic Mountain34  Pirate Latitudes19  
The Player of Games34  The Golden Bowl18  
Ninety-Three33  Next15  
The Pickwick Papers33   
Glory31  Movie Reviews