Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 861
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Luzhin Defense13  
Despair59
hotspike!19
The Magic Mountain13  
Sabbath's Theater50
hotspike!20
What Maisie Knew13  
The Comfort of Strangers40  Last Night in Twisted River12  
The Bostonians33
hotspike!8
The Accidental Time Machine12  
Demons26  The Awkward Age12  
King, Queen, Knave24  The Reef12  
The Ghost Brigades23  Glory11  
A Fable22  Going After Cacciato11  
Choke21  Roderick Hudson11  
The Longest Journey21  The Reivers11  
A Common Story20  The Secret Agent11  
Gilead20  The Water-Method Man11  
Invitation to a Beheading20  I, Claudius10  
Survivor20  Where Angels Fear to Tread10  
Gentlemen of the Road19  Intruder in the Dust9  
The Player of Games19  The Hamlet9  
Lord Jim17  The Mansion9  
Victory17  The Pickwick Papers9  
Laughter in the Dark16  For Whom the Bell Tolls8  
The Gift16  The Golden Bowl8  
Mansfield Park15  The Other House7  
The Town15  Next3  
Toilers of the Sea15  Rising Sun3  
Dombey and Son14  Pirate Latitudes2  
Ninety-Three14  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 52  
The Spoils of Poynton14   
Angels and Demons13  Movie Reviews