Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 1966
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsLaughter in the Dark30  
Sabbath's Theater156  Mansfield Park30  
Despair137  The Accidental Time Machine30  
The Bostonians124  The Water-Method Man30  
The Comfort of Strangers57  The Reivers29  
King, Queen, Knave42  Toilers of the Sea28  
The Longest Journey42  What Maisie Knew27  
Demons41  Last Night in Twisted River26  
The Gift41  The Reef26  
Gentlemen of the Road39  Where Angels Fear to Tread26  
Dombey and Son38  Rising Sun25  
A Fable37  The Mansion25  
The Ghost Brigades37  Victory25  
A Common Story36  I, Claudius23  
Choke36  The Awkward Age23  
Gilead36  The Other House23  
Lord Jim36  For Whom the Bell Tolls22  
Invitation to a Beheading35  Going After Cacciato22  
Survivor35  Intruder in the Dust22  
The Luzhin Defense35  The Town22  
The Spoils of Poynton35  Roderick Hudson21  
Angels and Demons34  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 521  
The Hamlet34  The Secret Agent20  
The Magic Mountain34  Pirate Latitudes19  
The Player of Games34  The Golden Bowl17  
The Pickwick Papers32  Next15  
Ninety-Three31   
Glory30  Movie Reviews