Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 1651
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsGlory25  
Sabbath's Theater123  Laughter in the Dark24  
Despair116  Ninety-Three24  
The Bostonians97  The Accidental Time Machine24  
The Comfort of Strangers55  The Awkward Age23  
Demons37  Going After Cacciato22  
The Gift37  The Pickwick Papers22  
The Longest Journey36  The Reivers22  
King, Queen, Knave35  Victory22  
The Ghost Brigades35  What Maisie Knew22  
A Fable34  Last Night in Twisted River21  
Dombey and Son34  The Reef21  
Gilead34  Where Angels Fear to Tread21  
Gentlemen of the Road33  For Whom the Bell Tolls20  
The Luzhin Defense32  I, Claudius20  
Invitation to a Beheading31  The Mansion20  
Survivor31  Rising Sun19  
Choke30  The Secret Agent19  
Lord Jim30  The Town19  
The Player of Games30  Intruder in the Dust18  
The Spoils of Poynton30  Roderick Hudson18  
A Common Story29  The Other House18  
The Magic Mountain28  Pirate Latitudes15  
Mansfield Park27  Next14  
Angels and Demons26  The Golden Bowl13  
The Hamlet26  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 511  
The Water-Method Man26   
Toilers of the Sea26  Movie Reviews