Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 1387
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsNinety-Three20  
Despair106  The Accidental Time Machine20  
Sabbath's Theater102  The Hamlet20  
The Bostonians81  What Maisie Knew20  
The Comfort of Strangers50  Glory19  
The Ghost Brigades34  Going After Cacciato19  
King, Queen, Knave33  I, Claudius19  
Demons32  The Awkward Age19  
A Fable28  Victory19  
Gilead28  For Whom the Bell Tolls18  
The Gift28  Last Night in Twisted River18  
The Longest Journey28  The Pickwick Papers18  
Invitation to a Beheading27  The Reef18  
Lord Jim26  The Town18  
The Player of Games26  Where Angels Fear to Tread17  
A Common Story25  Intruder in the Dust16  
Dombey and Son25  The Mansion16  
Gentlemen of the Road25  The Reivers16  
Mansfield Park25  The Secret Agent16  
Survivor25  The Other House15  
The Spoils of Poynton25  Roderick Hudson14  
Choke24  Next11  
The Luzhin Defense24  Rising Sun11  
The Magic Mountain24  The Golden Bowl11  
Laughter in the Dark23  Pirate Latitudes10  
Angels and Demons22  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 59  
The Water-Method Man22   
Toilers of the Sea22  Movie Reviews