Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 2621
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsMansfield Park38  
Sabbath's Theater248
hotspike!9
Glory37  
Despair203
hotspike!6
Last Night in Twisted River36  
The Bostonians201
hotspike!5
Laughter in the Dark36  
The Comfort of Strangers67  The Reivers36  
Demons54  Toilers of the Sea35  
The Longest Journey50  Victory35  
Gilead49  The Awkward Age34  
Survivor49  The Town34  
The Gift47  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 533  
The Pickwick Papers47  The Reef33  
Ninety-Three46  The Water-Method Man33  
The Ghost Brigades46  What Maisie Knew33  
Choke45  Going After Cacciato32  
King, Queen, Knave45  Intruder in the Dust31  
The Player of Games45  Rising Sun31  
A Fable44  The Mansion31  
Gentlemen of the Road44  The Secret Agent31  
The Luzhin Defense44  Where Angels Fear to Tread31  
A Common Story43  The Other House30  
Dombey and Son43  I, Claudius29  
Lord Jim43  Roderick Hudson27  
The Accidental Time Machine43  Pirate Latitudes26  
The Hamlet43  The Golden Bowl26  
The Spoils of Poynton43  For Whom the Bell Tolls24  
The Magic Mountain41  Next23  
Angels and Demons39   
Invitation to a Beheading39  Movie Reviews