Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 3844
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsLast Night in Twisted River56  
Sabbath's Theater353  The Magic Mountain56  
Despair319  The Mansion56  
The Bostonians313  Glory55  
The Comfort of Strangers84  The Town54  
Demons74  Angels and Demons53  
The Longest Journey72  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 553  
Gilead69  Laughter in the Dark52  
Ninety-Three68  Mansfield Park51  
King, Queen, Knave67  Toilers of the Sea51  
The Accidental Time Machine67  I, Claudius49  
A Common Story66  The Secret Agent49  
Survivor66  Going After Cacciato48  
The Gift65  The Reivers48  
Gentlemen of the Road63  The Water-Method Man48  
The Luzhin Defense62  Victory48  
Invitation to a Beheading61  Where Angels Fear to Tread48  
Lord Jim61  Intruder in the Dust47  
The Pickwick Papers61  The Golden Bowl46  
The Spoils of Poynton61  Roderick Hudson45  
Choke60  The Other House43  
The Player of Games60  What Maisie Knew43  
The Ghost Brigades59  For Whom the Bell Tolls42  
The Hamlet58  Next41  
The Reef58  Pirate Latitudes40  
The Awkward Age57  Rising Sun40  
A Fable56   
Dombey and Son56  Movie Reviews