Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 777
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsWhat Maisie Knew13  
Despair39  Dombey and Son12  
The Comfort of Strangers39  Ninety-Three12  
Sabbath's Theater30  The Accidental Time Machine12  
The Bostonians25  Glory11  
Demons24  Going After Cacciato11  
King, Queen, Knave24  Last Night in Twisted River11  
The Ghost Brigades21  The Reef11  
A Fable20  The Secret Agent11  
Gilead20  The Water-Method Man11  
Invitation to a Beheading20  I, Claudius10  
Survivor20  Roderick Hudson10  
The Longest Journey20  The Reivers10  
Choke19  Where Angels Fear to Tread10  
The Player of Games19  Intruder in the Dust9  
A Common Story18  The Awkward Age9  
Gentlemen of the Road18  The Hamlet9  
Victory17  The Mansion9  
Laughter in the Dark16  The Pickwick Papers9  
Lord Jim16  The Golden Bowl8  
The Gift16  For Whom the Bell Tolls7  
Toilers of the Sea15  The Other House7  
Mansfield Park14  Next2  
Angels and Demons13  Pirate Latitudes1  
The Luzhin Defense13  Rising Sun1  
The Magic Mountain13  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 51  
The Spoils of Poynton13   
The Town13  Movie Reviews