Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 4541
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsLaughter in the Dark64  
Sabbath's Theater464  The Ghost Brigades64  
The Bostonians426  The Mansion64  
Despair425  A Fable63  
The Comfort of Strangers92  Mansfield Park63  
Gilead79  Angels and Demons60  
Demons78  Dombey and Son60  
Survivor77  Glory60  
The Longest Journey77  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 560  
King, Queen, Knave75  Toilers of the Sea59  
Gentlemen of the Road73  The Secret Agent58  
A Common Story72  I, Claudius57  
The Accidental Time Machine72  The Reivers57  
Invitation to a Beheading71  The Water-Method Man57  
Lord Jim71  Where Angels Fear to Tread57  
Ninety-Three71  Victory54  
The Luzhin Defense71  Going After Cacciato53  
The Gift69  Intruder in the Dust51  
The Spoils of Poynton68  The Golden Bowl51  
Choke67  Roderick Hudson50  
The Hamlet67  For Whom the Bell Tolls49  
The Magic Mountain67  Next47  
The Reef67  The Other House47  
Last Night in Twisted River66  Pirate Latitudes46  
The Awkward Age66  What Maisie Knew46  
The Player of Games66  Rising Sun44  
The Pickwick Papers65   
The Town65  Movie Reviews