Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 2891
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsMansfield Park43  
Sabbath's Theater259  Glory42  
Despair230  The Awkward Age42  
The Bostonians228  Victory42  
The Comfort of Strangers70  Toilers of the Sea40  
Demons58  The Mansion39  
The Longest Journey58  Last Night in Twisted River38  
Gentlemen of the Road52  Laughter in the Dark38  
Gilead52  The Reivers38  
Survivor52  The Secret Agent37  
The Accidental Time Machine52  Going After Cacciato36  
The Gift52  The Town36  
The Pickwick Papers51  The Reef35  
King, Queen, Knave50  The Water-Method Man35  
Ninety-Three50  What Maisie Knew35  
The Ghost Brigades50  I, Claudius34  
The Luzhin Defense50  Intruder in the Dust34  
Choke48  Rising Sun34  
Lord Jim48  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 534  
The Spoils of Poynton48  Roderick Hudson33  
The Player of Games47  The Golden Bowl32  
A Common Story46  Where Angels Fear to Tread32  
Dombey and Son46  The Other House30  
The Hamlet46  Pirate Latitudes29  
A Fable45  For Whom the Bell Tolls28  
Angels and Demons45  Next27  
The Magic Mountain45   
Invitation to a Beheading43  Movie Reviews