Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 4281
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Magic Mountain61  
Sabbath's Theater411
hotspike!6
Dombey and Son60  
The Bostonians399
hotspike!21
The Mansion60  
Despair385
hotspike!6
The Town60  
The Comfort of Strangers90  Angels and Demons59  
Demons76  Glory59  
The Longest Journey76  Mansfield Park58  
Gilead74  Laughter in the Dark57  
Survivor74  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 556  
King, Queen, Knave73  I, Claudius55  
Gentlemen of the Road71  The Secret Agent55  
Lord Jim70  Toilers of the Sea55  
Ninety-Three70  The Water-Method Man54  
The Accidental Time Machine70  The Reivers53  
The Luzhin Defense69  Victory53  
A Common Story67  Where Angels Fear to Tread53  
The Gift66  Going After Cacciato51  
The Hamlet66  Intruder in the Dust51  
Choke65  Roderick Hudson49  
Invitation to a Beheading65  The Golden Bowl48  
The Pickwick Papers64  For Whom the Bell Tolls47  
The Spoils of Poynton64  The Other House46  
Last Night in Twisted River63  Next44  
The Awkward Age63  What Maisie Knew44  
The Ghost Brigades62  Pirate Latitudes43  
The Player of Games62  Rising Sun42  
The Reef62   
A Fable61  Movie Reviews