Joe Chavez Resident Scholar

Joe Chavez Level 6 Elegant Trogon Scholar


Total # of reviews: 54
Likes: 1515
Award of Excellence: 11




Gifts:

supreme confidence, total: 1
One of the greatest gifts in life is supreme confidence under pressure. Imagine if you could control your feelings and rise to the occasion, when under extreme pressure? That is the measure of a truly superior individual, my friend.
a fishing cap, total: 3
Enjoy this fishing cap. I think you will look very good in it, my friend.
a giant white horned monkey, total: 1
You may not think you need a giant white horned monkey, but, can you really say that until you have actually had one?
another walk in the forest, total: 1
What a beautiful green forest? And who knows what friends are just waiting for you there?
a very muscular body, total: 1
Imagine if you had a very muscular body without taking steroids? You would look exactly like this except you would not have taken steroids.
a well deserved nap, total: 1
Sometimes it's nice just to take a relaxing, unplanned nap.
free teeth whitening and accompanying green girl, total: 1
Imagine if you could get whiter teeth AND a green girl, all in one place?
a capybara watching TV, total: 2
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
dark glasses, total: 2
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsToilers of the Sea23  
Sabbath's Theater120  Ninety-Three22  
Despair115  The Accidental Time Machine22  
The Bostonians95  The Awkward Age21  
The Comfort of Strangers52  Glory20  
The Ghost Brigades35  Going After Cacciato20  
King, Queen, Knave34  The Reivers20  
The Gift33  Victory20  
A Fable32  What Maisie Knew20  
Demons32  I, Claudius19  
The Longest Journey32  Last Night in Twisted River19  
Dombey and Son30  The Pickwick Papers19  
Gilead30  The Reef19  
Invitation to a Beheading30  Where Angels Fear to Tread19  
Lord Jim30  For Whom the Bell Tolls18  
Survivor28  The Town18  
The Luzhin Defense28  The Mansion17  
The Player of Games28  The Other House17  
The Magic Mountain27  The Secret Agent17  
Choke26  Intruder in the Dust16  
Mansfield Park26  Roderick Hudson15  
The Spoils of Poynton26  The Golden Bowl13  
The Water-Method Man26  Pirate Latitudes12  
A Common Story25  Next11  
Gentlemen of the Road25  Rising Sun11  
Angels and Demons24  The Fires of Heaven - Wheel of Time 510  
Laughter in the Dark23   
The Hamlet23  Movie Reviews