Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 3503
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Autobiography of Malcolm X59  
Lady Chatterley's Lover360  Crome Yellow58  
The Mill on the Floss354  House Made of Dawn58  
The Unvanquished82  The Day of the Locust58  
The Glass Bead Game77  The Year of Magical Thinking58  
Annie John75  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth57  
Miles74  Nico: The End56  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man74  Ordinary People56  
Fallen Angels71  The Lives of John Lennon55  
Sister Carrie71  Obasan54  
Journey Into the Whirlwind69  Factotum52  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician68  The Remains of the Day52  
Black Hole67  Death Be Not Proud51  
The Plague Dogs67  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water50  
Alas, Babylon65  Mourning Becomes Electra50  
Cry, the Beloved Country65  The Twenty-Seventh City50  
Queer65  The Black Prince48  
Howards End64  Movie Reviews
Giants in the Earth63  Clean Slate72  
Ragtime63  Upstream Color67  
The Iceman Cometh62  Exit to Eden65  
Native Son61  Synecdoche, New York62  
Dark Star Safari59  House of 1000 Corpses61  
John Dies at the End59  Killer Joe55