Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 2114
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsNico: The End33  
Lady Chatterley's Lover299  Ragtime33  
The Mill on the Floss265  The Autobiography of Malcolm X33  
The Unvanquished54  The Iceman Cometh33  
Sister Carrie44  The Remains of the Day33  
Fallen Angels42  Ordinary People32  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician42  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water31  
Miles42  Dark Star Safari31  
The Glass Bead Game41  Death Be Not Proud31  
Alas, Babylon40  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth28  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man40  The Twenty-Seventh City28  
Crome Yellow38  John Dies at the End27  
Howards End38  Mourning Becomes Electra25  
The Plague Dogs38  The Black Prince25  
Journey Into the Whirlwind37  The Day of the Locust24  
Annie John36  Factotum22  
Black Hole35  Obasan20  
Cry, the Beloved Country35   
Native Son35  Movie Reviews
The Year of Magical Thinking35  Upstream Color44  
Ceremony34  Clean Slate41  
Queer34  Synecdoche, New York36  
The Lives of John Lennon34  Exit to Eden35  
Giants in the Earth33  House of 1000 Corpses33  
House Made of Dawn33  Killer Joe32