Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 2423
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsGiants in the Earth39  
Lady Chatterley's Lover309  Native Son38  
The Mill on the Floss285  Dark Star Safari37  
The Unvanquished61  Nico: The End37  
Fallen Angels51  The Autobiography of Malcolm X37  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man51  The Lives of John Lennon36  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician50  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water35  
Annie John48  Ordinary People35  
The Glass Bead Game48  Death Be Not Proud34  
Miles47  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth33  
Sister Carrie47  John Dies at the End32  
Alas, Babylon45  The Day of the Locust32  
Howards End45  The Twenty-Seventh City32  
Queer45  Mourning Becomes Electra30  
The Plague Dogs45  The Black Prince30  
Journey Into the Whirlwind44  Factotum29  
Black Hole43  Obasan24  
Crome Yellow43   
The Year of Magical Thinking43  Movie Reviews
Ceremony41  Clean Slate53  
Cry, the Beloved Country41  Upstream Color50  
The Iceman Cometh41  Synecdoche, New York42  
The Remains of the Day41  Exit to Eden41  
House Made of Dawn40  Killer Joe37  
Ragtime40  House of 1000 Corpses36