Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 1438
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsRagtime21  
Lady Chatterley's Lover222  The Autobiography of Malcolm X21  
The Mill on the Floss203  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth21  
The Unvanquished36  Native Son20  
Alas, Babylon31  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water19  
The Plague Dogs30  Mourning Becomes Electra19  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man29  Nico: The End19  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician28  The Remains of the Day19  
Miles28  Black Hole18  
Sister Carrie28  Queer18  
The Glass Bead Game27  The Black Prince18  
Death Be Not Proud26  The Day of the Locust18  
Howards End25  The Twenty-Seventh City18  
Dark Star Safari24  John Dies at the End16  
The Lives of John Lennon24  Factotum15  
Crome Yellow23  Obasan14  
Journey Into the Whirlwind23  Giants in the Earth13  
The Year of Magical Thinking23   
Ceremony22  Movie Reviews
Fallen Angels22  Upstream Color33  
House Made of Dawn22  Clean Slate27  
The Iceman Cometh22  Killer Joe23  
Annie John21  Synecdoche, New York23  
Cry, the Beloved Country21  Exit to Eden22  
Ordinary People21  House of 1000 Corpses22