Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar


Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 2589
Award of Excellence: 11




I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.
Gifts:

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Iceman Cometh43  
Lady Chatterley's Lover315  The Remains of the Day42  
The Mill on the Floss289  Nico: The End41  
The Unvanquished63  Ragtime41  
Annie John55  The Autobiography of Malcolm X40  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man55  The Lives of John Lennon40  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician54  Ordinary People39  
Sister Carrie54  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water38  
The Glass Bead Game53  John Dies at the End38  
Fallen Angels52  The Twenty-Seventh City37  
Miles50  Death Be Not Proud35  
Alas, Babylon49  The Day of the Locust35  
Ceremony48  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth34  
The Plague Dogs48  Factotum33  
Black Hole47  Mourning Becomes Electra33  
Howards End47  The Black Prince31  
Queer47  Obasan29  
Journey Into the Whirlwind46   
The Year of Magical Thinking46  Movie Reviews
Crome Yellow45  Clean Slate58  
Giants in the Earth45  Upstream Color54  
Cry, the Beloved Country44  Exit to Eden45  
Dark Star Safari43  Synecdoche, New York43  
House Made of Dawn43  Killer Joe42  
Native Son43  House of 1000 Corpses37