Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar


Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 2843
Award of Excellence: 11




I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.
Gifts:

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsHouse Made of Dawn45  
Lady Chatterley's Lover337
hotspike!10
Nico: The End44  
The Mill on the Floss323
hotspike!19
Ragtime44  
The Unvanquished65  The Autobiography of Malcolm X44  
Annie John59  The Lives of John Lennon44  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician59  The Remains of the Day44  
The Glass Bead Game59  John Dies at the End42  
Miles58  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth42  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man58  The Twenty-Seventh City42  
Fallen Angels57  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water41  
Sister Carrie57  Ordinary People41  
Howards End55  Death Be Not Proud40  
The Plague Dogs54  Factotum38  
Black Hole53  Mourning Becomes Electra37  
Queer52  The Day of the Locust37  
Alas, Babylon51  The Black Prince36  
Journey Into the Whirlwind51  Obasan31  
Ceremony50   
Crome Yellow50  Movie Reviews
Giants in the Earth50  Clean Slate63  
The Year of Magical Thinking50  Upstream Color60  
Native Son49  Exit to Eden48  
The Iceman Cometh49  Killer Joe48  
Cry, the Beloved Country48  Synecdoche, New York48  
Dark Star Safari47  House of 1000 Corpses43