Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 1615
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsNico: The End24  
Lady Chatterley's Lover226  The Autobiography of Malcolm X24  
The Mill on the Floss204  Native Son23  
The Unvanquished39  Queer23  
Alas, Babylon35  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water22  
Miles35  Black Hole22  
Howards End34  Ragtime22  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician32  The Remains of the Day22  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man32  The Twenty-Seventh City22  
Sister Carrie32  Mourning Becomes Electra21  
The Plague Dogs31  The Black Prince21  
The Glass Bead Game30  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth21  
Crome Yellow29  Factotum20  
Journey Into the Whirlwind29  Giants in the Earth20  
Death Be Not Proud28  The Day of the Locust20  
Annie John27  John Dies at the End19  
Ceremony27  Obasan16  
Dark Star Safari27   
Fallen Angels27  Movie Reviews
House Made of Dawn27  Upstream Color35  
The Year of Magical Thinking27  Synecdoche, New York31  
Cry, the Beloved Country26  Clean Slate29  
The Iceman Cometh26  House of 1000 Corpses27  
The Lives of John Lennon26  Killer Joe26  
Ordinary People25  Exit to Eden24