Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 1259
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Year of Magical Thinking19  
Lady Chatterley's Lover179  House Made of Dawn18  
The Mill on the Floss167  Ordinary People18  
The Unvanquished31  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water17  
Alas, Babylon29  Annie John17  
The Plague Dogs29  Mourning Becomes Electra17  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician27  Ragtime17  
Miles27  The Remains of the Day17  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man26  Black Hole16  
The Glass Bead Game26  The Black Prince16  
Death Be Not Proud25  The Twenty-Seventh City16  
Howards End23  Queer15  
Sister Carrie23  The Day of the Locust15  
Dark Star Safari22  John Dies at the End14  
Journey Into the Whirlwind22  Obasan14  
The Lives of John Lennon22  Giants in the Earth12  
Crome Yellow21  Factotum11  
Cry, the Beloved Country20  Movie Reviews
Native Son20  Upstream Color29  
The Autobiography of Malcolm X20  Clean Slate25  
The Iceman Cometh20  Synecdoche, New York22  
The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth20  Killer Joe20  
Fallen Angels19  House of 1000 Corpses19  
Nico: The End19  Exit to Eden18