Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar


Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 792
Award of Excellence: 11




I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.
Gifts:

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsAnnie John11  
Lady Chatterley's Lover105
hotspike!17
John Dies at the End11  
The Mill on the Floss100
hotspike!21
Mourning Becomes Electra11  
The Plague Dogs23  Ordinary People11  
The Unvanquished23  The Twenty-Seventh City11  
Alas, Babylon20  The Black Prince10  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician19  The Remains of the Day10  
Journey Into the Whirlwind18  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water9  
The Glass Bead Game18  House Made of Dawn9  
Miles17  Obasan9  
The Lives of John Lennon17  Ragtime9  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man16  Black Hole8  
Ceremony15  Factotum8  
Cry, the Beloved Country15  Fallen Angels8  
Death Be Not Proud15  Queer8  
The Iceman Cometh15  Giants in the Earth7  
Crome Yellow14  The Year of Magical Thinking6  
Howards End14   
Sister Carrie14  Movie Reviews
The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth13  Upstream Color20  
Dark Star Safari12  Clean Slate18  
Native Son12  Killer Joe13  
Nico: The End12  House of 1000 Corpses12  
The Autobiography of Malcolm X12  Exit to Eden11  
The Day of the Locust12  Synecdoche, New York11