Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 1040
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsFallen Angels14  
Lady Chatterley's Lover156  House Made of Dawn14  
The Mill on the Floss149  The Day of the Locust14  
The Plague Dogs26  The Remains of the Day14  
Alas, Babylon25  The Twenty-Seventh City14  
The Glass Bead Game24  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water13  
The Unvanquished24  Ordinary People13  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician22  Queer13  
Miles21  Ragtime13  
Death Be Not Proud20  Annie John12  
Howards End20  John Dies at the End12  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man20  Black Hole11  
Dark Star Safari19  Obasan11  
Journey Into the Whirlwind19  The Black Prince11  
The Lives of John Lennon19  The Year of Magical Thinking11  
Crome Yellow18  Factotum10  
Sister Carrie18  Giants in the Earth9  
Cry, the Beloved Country17  Movie Reviews
Native Son16  Upstream Color24  
Nico: The End16  Clean Slate22  
The Iceman Cometh16  House of 1000 Corpses15  
Mourning Becomes Electra15  Killer Joe15  
The Autobiography of Malcolm X15  Exit to Eden14  
The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth15  Synecdoche, New York14