Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 3222
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsCrome Yellow53  
Lady Chatterley's Lover353  Nico: The End52  
The Mill on the Floss348  The Autobiography of Malcolm X52  
The Unvanquished71  House Made of Dawn51  
The Glass Bead Game69  Ordinary People51  
Annie John68  The Day of the Locust51  
Miles68  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth51  
Sister Carrie66  John Dies at the End50  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician65  The Lives of John Lennon50  
Fallen Angels63  The Remains of the Day49  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man63  The Twenty-Seventh City49  
Journey Into the Whirlwind62  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water47  
Alas, Babylon61  Factotum47  
Howards End61  Death Be Not Proud46  
Cry, the Beloved Country60  Obasan44  
Queer60  Mourning Becomes Electra43  
The Plague Dogs60  The Black Prince42  
Black Hole59   
Ceremony58  Movie Reviews
Giants in the Earth57  Clean Slate65  
Native Son57  Upstream Color64  
The Iceman Cometh56  Exit to Eden58  
Dark Star Safari55  Synecdoche, New York55  
The Year of Magical Thinking55  Killer Joe52  
Ragtime54  House of 1000 Corpses51