Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 1939
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsOrdinary People30  
Lady Chatterley's Lover278  Queer30  
The Mill on the Floss245  The Autobiography of Malcolm X30  
The Unvanquished48  The Lives of John Lennon30  
Sister Carrie41  Giants in the Earth29  
Alas, Babylon40  The Iceman Cometh29  
Miles40  The Remains of the Day29  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician39  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water28  
The Glass Bead Game38  Native Son28  
Fallen Angels37  John Dies at the End25  
Howards End37  The Black Prince24  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man37  The Twenty-Seventh City24  
Journey Into the Whirlwind34  Mourning Becomes Electra23  
The Plague Dogs34  The Day of the Locust23  
Annie John33  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth23  
The Year of Magical Thinking33  Factotum21  
Ceremony32  Obasan19  
Crome Yellow32   
Ragtime32  Movie Reviews
Black Hole31  Upstream Color40  
Cry, the Beloved Country30  Clean Slate37  
Dark Star Safari30  Synecdoche, New York34  
Death Be Not Proud30  Exit to Eden32  
House Made of Dawn30  House of 1000 Corpses31  
Nico: The End30  Killer Joe29