Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 1646
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Lives of John Lennon26  
Lady Chatterley's Lover226  Black Hole24  
The Mill on the Floss206  Native Son24  
The Unvanquished40  Nico: The End24  
Alas, Babylon37  Queer24  
Miles36  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water23  
Howards End34  Ragtime23  
Sister Carrie34  The Remains of the Day23  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man33  The Twenty-Seventh City23  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician32  Mourning Becomes Electra22  
The Plague Dogs31  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth22  
The Glass Bead Game30  The Black Prince21  
Crome Yellow29  The Day of the Locust21  
Journey Into the Whirlwind29  Factotum20  
Annie John28  Giants in the Earth20  
Ceremony28  John Dies at the End20  
Dark Star Safari28  Obasan16  
Death Be Not Proud28   
The Year of Magical Thinking28  Movie Reviews
Fallen Angels27  Upstream Color36  
House Made of Dawn27  Synecdoche, New York31  
The Iceman Cometh27  Clean Slate29  
Cry, the Beloved Country26  House of 1000 Corpses28  
Ordinary People26  Killer Joe26  
The Autobiography of Malcolm X26  Exit to Eden24