Andrew Black Resident Scholar

Andrew Black Level 5 American Goldfinch Scholar

Total # of reviews: 47
Likes: 2963
Award of Excellence: 11

I am a writer and musician from Baltimore, MD. I live with my wife, cat, and schnauzer. I enjoy writing about art, literature, movies and music most of all.

a giant cliff face, total: 1
People actually climb these cliffs with ropes all the time.
a giant invisible pear, total: 2
Imagine if you could bite into a giant invisible pear, feeling the invisible pear juice trickle down your chin as you chewed sweet invisible pear in your mouth?
a relaxing soap bubble bath, total: 1
Enjoy a relaxing soap bubble bath, my dear friend.
dance lessons from a robot, total: 3
Imagine getting dance lessons from a robot. He would teach you how to dance perfectly. And you could teach him about love and emotions. How beautiful.
abs of steel, total: 1
Imagine if you had abs of steel. You'd feel nothing there. You'd be in wonderful shape, and could show off your figure and be a great source of inspiration to your friends.
the feeling of dough, total: 2
Kneading dough is very relaxing on the hands, feeling the smooth, pillowy flowery mass….
a free eye exam, total: 1
Imagine if you got a free eye exam. It wouldn't cost you anything. And your eye would be examined. What could be better than that?
appreciation, total: 1
Enjoy the gift of appreciation! We really appreciate your reviews, my friend.
a horse drawn carriage, total: 1
Relax and enjoy transportation from a gentler time before Google Maps and carpool lanes
the luscious mind controlling spores of Omicron Ceti II, total: 2
When you've had a hard day at the farm, it's nice to kick back and let the spores control your mind. You'll enjoy everything and anything. Even football.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsRagtime49  
Lady Chatterley's Lover339  The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos and the Search for Mathematical Truth49  
The Mill on the Floss325  Nico: The End48  
The Unvanquished67  The Autobiography of Malcolm X48  
Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician62  John Dies at the End46  
The Glass Bead Game61  Ordinary People46  
Miles60  House Made of Dawn45  
Sister Carrie60  The Lives of John Lennon45  
Annie John59  A Yellow Raft in Blue Water44  
Fallen Angels58  The Remains of the Day44  
Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man58  The Twenty-Seventh City43  
Black Hole57  Death Be Not Proud42  
The Plague Dogs57  Factotum42  
Howards End56  The Day of the Locust42  
Journey Into the Whirlwind56  Mourning Becomes Electra39  
Alas, Babylon55  The Black Prince37  
Ceremony54  Obasan36  
Giants in the Earth53  Movie Reviews
Native Son52  Clean Slate65  
The Iceman Cometh52  Upstream Color63  
Crome Yellow51  Synecdoche, New York51  
Cry, the Beloved Country51  Exit to Eden49  
Dark Star Safari50  Killer Joe49  
The Year of Magical Thinking50  House of 1000 Corpses44