Zach Lisabeth Resident Scholar

Zach Lisabeth Level 3 Eurasian Jay Scholar

Total # of reviews: 26
Likes: 963
Award of Excellence: 7


a frozen tree branch, total: 1
Nature, frozen in time. Isn't it so much like a work of art?
Singing musical hippies, total: 1
These hippies will sing about peace and love. It is all very nice, especially if you stand upwind of them.
Some very mellow hippies, total: 1
Enjoy some quality time with hippies. They are full of gentle wisdom of the ages, and sometimes bedbugs.
the Milky Way, total: 1
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
a colorful nebula, total: 1
A nebula is something so wondrous, so beautiful, so distant. Just think of the distant worlds where aliens are submitting book reviews to alien book review websites we can't even comprehend.
dark glasses, total: 1
Imagine if you had dark glasses. Then you could look people in the eyes and not worry about them looking into yours, and you could avoid emotional intimacy, which is highly overrated.
glowing orange, yellow, and green sponges, total: 2
Imagine if you had talking sponges in your life, living inside a glass dome deep beneath the earth. Think of all the things you could talk about with your new glowing friends.
new blonde friends from far away places, total: 1
It's always nice to meet new friends from far away places. Strangers are simply friends you haven't met yet, even if they do want to eat you.
a good laugh with your friends, total: 1
There's nothing like a good laugh with your friends to make you feel good.
an early lunch in a small southern town, total: 1
Imagine if you had an early lunch in a small southern town. You could all get dressed up in your finest Col. Sanders outfit and go to the small café in town for chicken and grits. How wonderful could that be?
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsThe Sign of The Beaver31  
The Rum Diary175  The Burning Land30  
Acacia: The Other Lands - Acacia 245  The Heroes30  
The Blade Itself - The First Law 141  The Last Kingdom - Saxon Chronicles 130  
The Tyrant's Law - The Dagger and the Coin 340  Before They Are Hanged - The First Law 229  
The Warrior Prophet - The Prince of Nothing 240  The King's Blood - The Dagger and the Coin 229  
The Pale Horseman36  The Naked Lunch29  
Y: The Last Man Volume 135  Red Country28  
The Darkness That Comes Before - The Prince of Nothing 134  The Desert Spear27  
The Dragon's Path - The Dagger and the Coin 134  The Hero of Ages - Mistborn 325  
The Warded Man34  Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas24  
The Well of Ascension - Mistborn 234  Lords of the North19  
Sword Song33  The Sacred Band - Acacia 318  
The Last Argument of Kings - The First Law 333