Matthew Benton Resident Scholar

Matthew Benton Level 1 Blue Jay Scholar


Total # of reviews: 10
Likes: 193
Award of Excellence: 4




Gifts:

a giant wet eye, total: 1
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. A giant oozing eye can be your friend too, if you're willing to open up and talk about your feelings with an alien invader who only wants to be your friend.
a green pear, total: 1
Green pears look wonderful with amazing smells and, if you manage to catch them in the 5.2 minutes between under and over ripeness, they have an awesome taste.
a free ticket to the circus, total: 1
Enjoy some free time at the circus. Clowns will try to make you laugh, especially right before unnecessary procedures.
a mind controlling device, total: 1
What if you didn't have to worry about controlling your own brain, and could let others do it for you? Having to think for yourself will become a problem of the past, my friend.
wildflowers, total: 1
Wildflowers are beautiful, and the most amazing thing about them is that they are unscripted, unplanted--they are just there.
the birth of Yoda, total: 1
Here is a rare photo showing the birth of Yoda. Creating new life is an amazing thing.
an apple stem, total: 1
An apple has a pulpy stem, not good for eating, but good for touching and stroking with your finger. The hard wood like substance is reassuring to the touch.
Luke Skywalker's severed hand, total: 1
Luke Skywalker was a master Jedi, and there is only copy of his severed hand in the entire universe. A very rare find indeed.
a giant hug, total: 1
How do you really know if someone likes you? I think a hug is the only way to know for sure. If you had a big friend, you might enjoy a hug like this, if it showed true love.
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Book ReviewsHannah's Dream 10  
The Tiger's Wife102  The Hangman's Daughter 9  
Lady of the Butterflies 14  Penelope7  
Maleficent 14  The Girl With Glass Feet 7  
Of Bees and Mist13  The Wolf Gift 5  
If I Stay12