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Total # of reviews: 288
Likes: 19518
Award of Excellence: 39


the Milky Way, total: 2
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
a capybara watching TV, total: 3
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
a little pond full of Koi, total: 4
So many bright colors in such a confined space! Simply an amazing explosion of colors.
a Bay Leaf, total: 3
Bay leaves have that special, wholesome outdoor smell
a relaxing porch, total: 3
Enjoy the view and relax, my friend. Visit Mohonk in New Paltz, New York.
half an oreo, total: 4
The white stuff inside an oreo is sticky like liquid cement and is not good for your insides. That's why you should scrape off the white part and eat the chocolatey goodness at the edges.
a tree in Autumn, total: 2
Isn't that simply beautiful? And aren't you glad that trees can't chop you down?
a beautiful sunset, total: 2
It's like looking into a hot furnace in the sky.
a snowflake, total: 1
Look at how the laws of physics and fluid mechanics have indifferently created a thing of such perfection and beauty.
rolling fog, total: 2
Isn't it amazing to be able to see the air moving?
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Movie ReviewsHere Comes the Boom57  
First Daughter338
Imagine That57  
In Time57  
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo320
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa57  
Brick Mansions319
The Marine310
The Campaign57  
Neighbors (2014)303
The Dark Knight57  
The Perks of Being a Wallflower57  
Son of the Mask297
The Spectacular Now57  
The Amazing Spider-Man 2295
Tron: Legacy57  
Million Dollar Arm285
Godzilla (2014)267
Jersey Boys243
Crazy, Stupid, Love56  
The Shaggy Dog (2006)215
Death Race56  
Gridiron Gang144
Drillbit Taylor56  
(500) Days of Summer87  Ghost Town56  
August: Osage County83  Good Burger56  
The Informant!82  It's Kind of a Funny Story56  
Peeples81  Meet the Robinsons56  
Closed Circuit80  Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian56  
Getaway79  Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time56  
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit78  The Dilemma56  
For Your Consideration75  The Express56  
Snow White and the Huntsman73  The Five Year Engagement56  
Don Jon72  The Guilt Trip56  
G-Force72  The Pink Panther 256  
Definitely, Maybe71  201255  
Charlie St. Cloud70  A Madea Christmas55  
The Fifth Estate70  Aliens in the Attic55  
The Lego Movie70  Anna Karenina55  
Surf's Up69  How High55  
The Grey69  Moon55  
The Tourist69  Noah55  
Delivery Man68  Paul Blart: Mall Cop55  
Lincoln68  The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor55  
Pompeii68  True Grit (2010)55  
Ride Along68  12 Years a Slave54  
School for Scoundrels68  City of Ember54  
Soul Man68  Duplicity54  
Ender's Game67  Epic54  
Looper67  Hugo54  
Scoop67  Immortals 54  
The Visitor67  Invictus54  
Valkyrie67  Live Free or Die Hard54  
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins67  P.S. I Love You54  
Chronicle66  Paul54  
Furry Vengeance66  Shoot 'Em Up54  
Lawless66  The Cabin in the Woods54  
Oldboy (2013)66  The Green Hornet54  
Red Tails66  The International54  
Cadillac Records65  The Way, Way Back54  
Old Dogs65  Win Win54  
Source Code65  Year One54  
The Bourne Legacy65  88 Minutes53  
A Thousand Words64  Clash of the Titans (2010)53  
Big Momma's House 264  Cop Out53  
Cloud Atlas64  Did You Hear About The Morgans?53  
Hot Tub Time Machine64  From Paris With Love53  
Machete64  Machete Kills53  
Miracle at St. Anna64  Precious53  
Rango64  Sabotage (2014)53  
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows64  Step Up 2: The Streets53  
The Tree of Life64  The Game Plan53  
The Wolverine64  The Kings of Summer53  
This is 4064  The Other Guys53  
Winter's Tale64  Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps53  
Before Midnight63  A Haunted House 252  
Land of the Lost63  Alvin and the Chipmunks52  
Life of Pi63  Dirty Work52  
Muppets Most Wanted63  Drive Angry52  
Rock of Ages63  Over Her Dead Body52  
The Guard63  Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters52  
The Losers63  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides52  
The World's End63  Red (2010)52  
Vicky Cristina Barcelona63  The Soloist52  
Beowulf62  The Wolfman52  
Frozen62  Underdog52  
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)62  Whatever Works52  
Les Miserables (2012)62  Captain America: The Winter Soldier51  
Love and Other Drugs62  Death at a Funeral51  
Moonrise Kingdom62  In a World...51  
Ninja Assassin62  Journey 2: The Mysterious Island51  
R.i.P.D.62  Speed Racer51  
Red 262  Step Brothers51  
Sex Drive62  The Adjustment Bureau51  
Skyfall62  The Company You Keep51  
The Santa Clause 262  The Muppets51  
Transformers (2007)62  Wild Hogs51  
A Dangerous Method61  Youth in Revolt51  
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs61  Catch and Release50  
Dark Shadows61  Punisher: War Zone50  
Fruitvale Station61  Rise of the Planet of the Apes50  
Haywire61  State of Play50  
John Carter61  The Town50  
Madea's Witness Protection61  Due Date49  
Watchmen61  Fat Albert49  
X-Men Origins: Wolverine61  Get Smart49  
All About Steve60  Law Abiding Citizen49  
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues60  Meet the Spartans49  
Away We Go60  National Treasure: Book of Secrets49  
Lockout60  The Bounty Hunter49  
Short Term 1260  The Happening49  
Star Trek60  Transcendence49  
The Counselor60  A Haunted House48  
Total Recall (2012)60  Faster48  
Balls of Fury59  Ice Age: Continental Drift48  
Dark Skies59  Parker48  
Gangster Squad59  Premium Rush48  
Project X59  Semi-Pro48  
The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)59  The Amazing Spider-Man48  
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard59  The Dictator48  
The Last Airbender59  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)48  
The Master59  Cars 247  
The Princess and the Frog59  Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 247  
Wrath of the Titans59  Eagle Eye47  
2 Guns58  Fred Claus47  
958  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra47  
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter58  Moneyball47  
Alice in Wonderland (2010)58  Baby Mama46  
Avatar58  Cyrus46  
Bullet to the Head58  Draft Day46  
Burlesque58  Made of Honor46  
Crank: High Voltage58  Nutty Professor II: The Klumps46  
Funny People58  The Conjuring46  
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs58  Enough Said45  
Nine58  Flags of our Fathers45  
No Reservations58  Reno 911: Miami45  
Paranoia58  Snitch45  
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief58  The Comebacks45  
Philomena58  Bug44  
Quantum of Solace58  Her44  
Spring Breakers58  Step Up44  
The Bling Ring58  A Scanner Darkly43  
The Rocker58  Jonah Hex43  
The Time Traveler's Wife58  The Lone Ranger43  
Trance58  Robocop (2014)42  
Wall-E58  Hairspray (2007)41  
Where the Wild Things Are58  The Single Moms Club41  
Zookeeper58  TMNT41  
300: Rise of an Empire57  Turbo41  
College Road Trip57  Lions For Lambs40  
Divergent57  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End39  
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer57  Saving Mr. Banks38  
GI Joe: Retaliation57  The Heat37