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Total # of reviews: 288
Likes: 13263
Award of Excellence: 39


the Milky Way, total: 2
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
a capybara watching TV, total: 3
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
a little pond full of Koi, total: 4
So many bright colors in such a confined space! Simply an amazing explosion of colors.
a Bay Leaf, total: 3
Bay leaves have that special, wholesome outdoor smell
a relaxing porch, total: 3
Enjoy the view and relax, my friend. Visit Mohonk in New Paltz, New York.
half an oreo, total: 4
The white stuff inside an oreo is sticky like liquid cement and is not good for your insides. That's why you should scrape off the white part and eat the chocolatey goodness at the edges.
a tree in Autumn, total: 2
Isn't that simply beautiful? And aren't you glad that trees can't chop you down?
a beautiful sunset, total: 2
It's like looking into a hot furnace in the sky.
a snowflake, total: 1
Look at how the laws of physics and fluid mechanics have indifferently created a thing of such perfection and beauty.
rolling fog, total: 2
Isn't it amazing to be able to see the air moving?
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Movie ReviewsHere Comes the Boom41  
Tomcats180  How High41  
Brick Mansions172  Moon41  
Neighbors (2014)165  Nine41  
The Marine165  Ninja Assassin41  
Son of the Mask162  Precious41  
Zathura162  Skyfall41  
First Daughter161  The Express41  
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo159  The Kings of Summer41  
The Amazing Spider-Man 2156  The Other Guys41  
Million Dollar Arm139  The Rocker41  
Godzilla (2014)130  Transformers (2007)41  
The Shaggy Dog (2006)124  Aliens in the Attic40  
Jersey Boys90  Death Race40  
Gridiron Gang84  Divergent40  
(500) Days of Summer71  Fat Albert40  
August: Osage County68  In a World...40  
Peeples64  Live Free or Die Hard40  
Closed Circuit62  Muppets Most Wanted40  
The Informant!62  Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian40  
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit61  Project X40  
Delivery Man57  Short Term 1240  
Don Jon56  The International40  
G-Force56  The Muppets40  
Getaway56  Clash of the Titans (2010)39  
Lincoln55  College Road Trip39  
Snow White and the Huntsman55  Due Date39  
Definitely, Maybe54  Fred Claus39  
For Your Consideration54  Funny People39  
Ride Along54  Immortals 39  
Surf's Up54  Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa39  
Charlie St. Cloud53  Love and Other Drugs39  
Chronicle52  Meet the Spartans39  
Red Tails52  P.S. I Love You39  
The Lego Movie52  The Dark Knight39  
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins52  The Dilemma39  
Rango51  The Green Hornet39  
Sex Drive51  The Time Traveler's Wife39  
The Visitor51  Wall-E39  
Trance51  Where the Wild Things Are39  
Pompeii50  300: Rise of an Empire38  
School for Scoundrels50  Cop Out38  
The Tourist50  Crank: High Voltage38  
Total Recall (2012)50  Crazy, Stupid, Love38  
Vicky Cristina Barcelona50  Fruitvale Station38  
Winter's Tale50  Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs38  
Life of Pi49  Journey 2: The Mysterious Island38  
Machete49  No Reservations38  
Red 249  Red (2010)38  
Soul Man49  The Campaign38  
The Guard49  The Game Plan38  
Wrath of the Titans49  The Last Airbender38  
Big Momma's House 248  The Lone Ranger38  
Cadillac Records48  Win Win38  
Miracle at St. Anna48  Bullet to the Head37  
Old Dogs48  Catch and Release37  
Rock of Ages48  Colombiana37  
The Bourne Legacy48  Death at a Funeral37  
Valkyrie48  It's Kind of a Funny Story37  
Before Midnight47  Meet the Robinsons37  
Frozen47  Noah37  
Scoop47  Over Her Dead Body37  
The Five Year Engagement47  Paul Blart: Mall Cop37  
The Pink Panther 247  The Dictator37  
The Tree of Life47  The Happening37  
This is 4047  The Town37  
2 Guns46  The Wolfman37  
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter46  Whatever Works37  
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues46  12 Years a Slave36  
Cloud Atlas46  Anna Karenina36  
Ender's Game46  City of Ember36  
Furry Vengeance46  Get Smart36  
Haywire46  GI Joe: Retaliation36  
Hot Tub Time Machine46  Invictus36  
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)46  National Treasure: Book of Secrets36  
Madea's Witness Protection46  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides36  
Oldboy (2013)46  The Adjustment Bureau36  
R.i.P.D.46  The Amazing Spider-Man36  
The Guilt Trip46  The Company You Keep36  
The Master46  The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor36  
A Madea Christmas45  X-Men Origins: Wolverine36  
Burlesque45  201235  
Contagion45  88 Minutes35  
Dark Shadows45  A Haunted House35  
Gangster Squad45  Balls of Fury35  
Good Burger45  Captain America: The Winter Soldier35  
Lawless45  Epic35  
Lockout45  Imagine That35  
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows45  Jonah Hex35  
The Losers45  Moneyball35  
944  Parker35  
A Dangerous Method44  Sabotage (2014)35  
Avatar44  Speed Racer35  
Beowulf44  State of Play35  
Hugo44  Step Brothers35  
In Time44  The Princess and the Frog35  
Land of the Lost44  The Way, Way Back35  
Les Miserables (2012)44  A Scanner Darkly34  
Paul44  Baby Mama34  
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time44  Enough Said34  
Source Code44  Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters34  
Star Trek44  The Comebacks34  
The Fifth Estate44  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)34  
The Santa Clause 244  True Grit (2010)34  
The Wolverine44  Youth in Revolt34  
Zookeeper44  Did You Hear About The Morgans?33  
All About Steve43  Dirty Work33  
Duplicity43  Ice Age: Continental Drift33  
From Paris With Love43  Punisher: War Zone33  
Looper43  The Soloist33  
Machete Kills43  Turbo33  
Moonrise Kingdom43  Alice in Wonderland (2010)32  
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief43  Bug32  
Riddick43  Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 232  
Shoot 'Em Up43  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra32  
Spring Breakers43  Hairspray (2007)32  
The Bounty Hunter43  Made of Honor32  
The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)43  Nutty Professor II: The Klumps32  
The Grey43  Rise of the Planet of the Apes32  
The Spectacular Now43  Semi-Pro32  
Tron: Legacy43  The Single Moms Club32  
Watchmen43  Cars 231  
Year One43  Law Abiding Citizen31  
A Thousand Words42  Reno 911: Miami31  
Away We Go42  Robocop (2014)31  
Drillbit Taylor42  Step Up 2: The Streets31  
John Carter42  Transcendence31  
Paranoia42  Underdog31  
Philomena42  Cyrus30  
Quantum of Solace42  Faster30  
The Bling Ring42  Flags of our Fathers30  
The Cabin in the Woods42  Premium Rush30  
The Counselor42  A Haunted House 229  
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard42  Eagle Eye29  
The Perks of Being a Wallflower42  Her29  
The World's End42  The Conjuring29  
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps42  Draft Day28  
Wild Hogs42  Snitch28  
Alvin and the Chipmunks41  Step Up28  
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs41  TMNT28  
Dark Skies41  Lions For Lambs26  
Drive Angry41  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End25  
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer41  The Heat25  
Ghost Town41  Saving Mr. Banks22