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Total # of reviews: 288
Likes: 29969
Award of Excellence: 39


the Milky Way, total: 2
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
a capybara watching TV, total: 3
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
a little pond full of Koi, total: 4
So many bright colors in such a confined space! Simply an amazing explosion of colors.
a Bay Leaf, total: 3
Bay leaves have that special, wholesome outdoor smell
a relaxing porch, total: 3
Enjoy the view and relax, my friend. Visit Mohonk in New Paltz, New York.
half an oreo, total: 4
The white stuff inside an oreo is sticky like liquid cement and is not good for your insides. That's why you should scrape off the white part and eat the chocolatey goodness at the edges.
a tree in Autumn, total: 2
Isn't that simply beautiful? And aren't you glad that trees can't chop you down?
a beautiful sunset, total: 2
It's like looking into a hot furnace in the sky.
a snowflake, total: 1
Look at how the laws of physics and fluid mechanics have indifferently created a thing of such perfection and beauty.
rolling fog, total: 2
Isn't it amazing to be able to see the air moving?
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Movie ReviewsAll About Steve84  
First Daughter607  Balls of Fury84  
Tomcats552  Before Midnight84  
Brick Mansions540  Death Race84  
Zathura538  Dirty Work84  
Son of the Mask532  Fat Albert84  
Neighbors (2014)527  Nine84  
Million Dollar Arm522  Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters84  
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo519  Quantum of Solace84  
The Amazing Spider-Man 2469  Short Term 1284  
Godzilla (2014)467  Speed Racer84  
The Marine466  The Company You Keep84  
Jersey Boys465  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)84  
The Shaggy Dog (2006)324  The Soloist84  
Gridiron Gang176  X-Men Origins: Wolverine84  
(500) Days of Summer122  Charlie St. Cloud83  
August: Osage County113  From Paris With Love83  
The Informant!109  Ghost Town83  
Closed Circuit108  Haywire83  
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit107  It's Kind of a Funny Story83  
Getaway106  Over Her Dead Body83  
Don Jon105  P.S. I Love You83  
The Grey105  Philomena83  
Definitely, Maybe103  Premium Rush83  
G-Force103  Riddick83  
Peeples103  Star Trek83  
School for Scoundrels103  The Adjustment Bureau83  
The Tourist103  The Bounty Hunter83  
Surf's Up102  The Green Hornet83  
The Fifth Estate102  The Pink Panther 283  
The Lego Movie102  The Spectacular Now83  
The Perks of Being a Wallflower101  The Time Traveler's Wife83  
Valkyrie101  Zookeeper83  
Big Momma's House 2100  300: Rise of an Empire82  
For Your Consideration100  Aliens in the Attic82  
Old Dogs100  Away We Go82  
The Princess and the Frog100  Cop Out82  
The Tree of Life99  Crank: High Voltage82  
Winter's Tale99  Due Date82  
Beowulf98  Get Smart82  
Dark Shadows98  In a World...82  
Soul Man98  John Carter82  
Land of the Lost96  Paul Blart: Mall Cop82  
Lincoln96  Shoot 'Em Up82  
Looper96  The Dilemma82  
R.i.P.D.96  The Five Year Engagement82  
Snow White and the Huntsman96  The Wolfman82  
This is 4096  A Haunted House 281  
Vicky Cristina Barcelona96  A Madea Christmas81  
Chronicle95  Baby Mama81  
Colombiana95  Cars 281  
Life of Pi95  Death at a Funeral81  
Red Tails95  Drive Angry81  
The Bourne Legacy95  Duplicity81  
Furry Vengeance94  Faster81  
Ninja Assassin94  Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs81  
Oldboy (2013)94  In Time81  
Rock of Ages94  Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian81  
The Campaign94  Paranoia81  
The Losers94  Sex Drive81  
Wrath of the Titans94  Trance81  
Lawless93  Whatever Works81  
Moonrise Kingdom93  Bullet to the Head80  
Pompeii93  Cyrus80  
Total Recall (2012)93  Dark Skies80  
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins93  GI Joe: Retaliation80  
A Thousand Words92  Law Abiding Citizen80  
Ender's Game92  Robocop (2014)80  
Hugo92  The Conjuring80  
Love and Other Drugs92  The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor80  
Meet the Robinsons92  The Other Guys80  
Miracle at St. Anna92  2 Guns79  
Scoop92  City of Ember79  
The Counselor92  Clash of the Titans (2010)79  
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard92  How High79  
Win Win92  Ice Age: Continental Drift79  
Cadillac Records91  Lockout79  
Crazy, Stupid, Love91  Machete Kills79  
Fruitvale Station91  National Treasure: Book of Secrets79  
Hot Tub Time Machine91  Paul79  
Imagine That91  Precious79  
Live Free or Die Hard91  The Single Moms Club79  
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows91  The World's End79  
Skyfall91  Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps79  
Source Code91  Burlesque78  
The Guilt Trip91  Catch and Release78  
A Dangerous Method90  Parker78  
Avatar90  Reno 911: Miami78  
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer90  Step Up78  
Madea's Witness Protection90  Turbo78  
Ride Along90  Underdog78  
The Wolverine90  Watchmen78  
Contagion89  Youth in Revolt78  
Drillbit Taylor89  Alvin and the Chipmunks77  
Funny People89  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra77  
Spring Breakers89  Invictus77  
The Bling Ring89  Noah77  
The Guard89  Nutty Professor II: The Klumps77  
Where the Wild Things Are89  Step Up 2: The Streets77  
201288  Captain America: The Winter Soldier76  
88 Minutes88  Here Comes the Boom76  
988  Journey 2: The Mysterious Island76  
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs88  Made of Honor76  
Les Miserables (2012)88  Punisher: War Zone76  
Muppets Most Wanted88  Red (2010)76  
Project X88  The Lone Ranger76  
Red 288  A Haunted House75  
The Dark Knight88  Anna Karenina75  
The Master88  Meet the Spartans75  
Tron: Legacy88  Rise of the Planet of the Apes75  
Year One88  Sabotage (2014)75  
12 Years a Slave87  Semi-Pro75  
Cloud Atlas87  State of Play75  
Machete87  Step Brothers75  
Moon87  True Grit (2010)75  
No Reservations87  Eagle Eye74  
Rango87  The Amazing Spider-Man74  
The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)87  The Comebacks74  
The Last Airbender87  The Game Plan74  
Transformers (2007)87  The Kings of Summer74  
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter86  The Way, Way Back74  
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues86  Good Burger73  
Did You Hear About The Morgans?86  Draft Day72  
Divergent86  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides72  
Epic86  Snitch72  
Immortals 86  The Dictator72  
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa86  Moneyball71  
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)86  A Scanner Darkly70  
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time86  Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 270  
The Cabin in the Woods86  Fred Claus70  
The Express86  Hairspray (2007)70  
The International86  Her70  
The Santa Clause 286  The Muppets69  
The Visitor86  The Town69  
Wall-E86  TMNT69  
Alice in Wonderland (2010)85  The Happening68  
College Road Trip85  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End67  
Delivery Man85  Saving Mr. Banks67  
Frozen85  The Darjeeling Limited67  
Gangster Squad85  Bug66  
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief85  Enough Said66  
The Rocker85  Flags of our Fathers66  
Transcendence85  The Heat66  
Wild Hogs85  Jonah Hex60