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Total # of reviews: 288
Likes: 28972
Award of Excellence: 39


the Milky Way, total: 2
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
a capybara watching TV, total: 3
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
a little pond full of Koi, total: 4
So many bright colors in such a confined space! Simply an amazing explosion of colors.
a Bay Leaf, total: 3
Bay leaves have that special, wholesome outdoor smell
a relaxing porch, total: 3
Enjoy the view and relax, my friend. Visit Mohonk in New Paltz, New York.
half an oreo, total: 4
The white stuff inside an oreo is sticky like liquid cement and is not good for your insides. That's why you should scrape off the white part and eat the chocolatey goodness at the edges.
a tree in Autumn, total: 2
Isn't that simply beautiful? And aren't you glad that trees can't chop you down?
a beautiful sunset, total: 2
It's like looking into a hot furnace in the sky.
a snowflake, total: 1
Look at how the laws of physics and fluid mechanics have indifferently created a thing of such perfection and beauty.
rolling fog, total: 2
Isn't it amazing to be able to see the air moving?
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Movie ReviewsCollege Road Trip81  
First Daughter605
Death Race81  
Dirty Work81  
Brick Mansions535
Gangster Squad81  
John Carter81  
Son of the Mask526
No Reservations81  
Neighbors (2014)523
Paul Blart: Mall Cop81  
Million Dollar Arm522
Star Trek81  
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo516
The Cabin in the Woods81  
The Amazing Spider-Man 2468
The Pink Panther 281  
Godzilla (2014)466
Wild Hogs81  
Jersey Boys463
Year One81  
The Marine463
88 Minutes80  
The Shaggy Dog (2006)319
Alice in Wonderland (2010)80  
Gridiron Gang175  Away We Go80  
(500) Days of Summer120  Crank: High Voltage80  
August: Osage County109  Did You Hear About The Morgans?80  
The Informant!106  In Time80  
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit104  P.S. I Love You80  
Closed Circuit102  Quantum of Solace80  
Don Jon102  Sex Drive80  
Getaway102  The International80  
Peeples101  Aliens in the Attic79  
Definitely, Maybe100  Dark Skies79  
School for Scoundrels100  Death at a Funeral79  
The Grey100  Drive Angry79  
The Tourist100  Duplicity79  
G-Force99  In a World...79  
Surf's Up98  Over Her Dead Body79  
For Your Consideration97  Paranoia79  
Valkyrie97  Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters79  
Old Dogs96  Philomena79  
Soul Man96  Premium Rush79  
The Lego Movie96  Shoot 'Em Up79  
Big Momma's House 295  Speed Racer79  
The Fifth Estate95  The Dilemma79  
The Perks of Being a Wallflower95  The Five Year Engagement79  
Vicky Cristina Barcelona95  The Rocker79  
Land of the Lost94  The Soloist79  
Snow White and the Huntsman94  The Spectacular Now79  
The Princess and the Frog94  X-Men Origins: Wolverine79  
The Tree of Life94  300: Rise of an Empire78  
Chronicle93  978  
Lincoln93  A Madea Christmas78  
Oldboy (2013)93  City of Ember78  
R.i.P.D.93  Due Date78  
Rock of Ages93  It's Kind of a Funny Story78  
Dark Shadows92  Law Abiding Citizen78  
Moonrise Kingdom92  The Conjuring78  
Red Tails92  The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor78  
Wrath of the Titans92  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)78  
Beowulf91  The World's End78  
Ender's Game91  Trance78  
Lawless91  2 Guns77  
Meet the Robinsons91  A Haunted House 277  
The Bourne Legacy91  Baby Mama77  
The Losers91  Bullet to the Head77  
Total Recall (2012)91  Catch and Release77  
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins91  Faster77  
Furry Vengeance90  Get Smart77  
Hugo90  Ice Age: Continental Drift77  
This is 4090  Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs77  
Winter's Tale90  Lockout77  
Avatar89  Machete Kills77  
Colombiana89  Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian77  
Fruitvale Station89  The Adjustment Bureau77  
Life of Pi89  The Green Hornet77  
Love and Other Drugs89  The Other Guys77  
Miracle at St. Anna89  The Time Traveler's Wife77  
Ninja Assassin89  The Wolfman77  
Pompeii89  Cars 276  
Ride Along89  Clash of the Titans (2010)76  
A Thousand Words88  Cop Out76  
Crazy, Stupid, Love88  From Paris With Love76  
Looper88  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra76  
Madea's Witness Protection88  How High76  
The Campaign88  Noah76  
Where the Wild Things Are88  Robocop (2014)76  
Win Win88  Step Up 2: The Streets76  
Contagion87  The Single Moms Club76  
Funny People87  Whatever Works76  
Imagine That87  Burlesque75  
Live Free or Die Hard87  Here Comes the Boom75  
Scoop87  Precious75  
Source Code87  Turbo75  
The Bling Ring87  Underdog75  
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard87  Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps75  
A Dangerous Method86  Watchmen75  
Cadillac Records86  Youth in Revolt75  
Muppets Most Wanted86  Cyrus74  
Project X86  GI Joe: Retaliation74  
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows86  National Treasure: Book of Secrets74  
The Counselor86  Parker74  
The Guilt Trip86  Paul74  
The Santa Clause 286  Reno 911: Miami74  
The Wolverine86  Riddick74  
201285  Semi-Pro74  
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer85  State of Play74  
Hot Tub Time Machine85  The Kings of Summer74  
Machete85  Anna Karenina73  
Red 285  Invictus73  
The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)85  Meet the Spartans73  
The Last Airbender85  Rise of the Planet of the Apes73  
The Master85  The Game Plan73  
Tron: Legacy85  The Lone Ranger73  
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues84  True Grit (2010)73  
Before Midnight84  Alvin and the Chipmunks72  
Divergent84  Eagle Eye72  
Frozen84  Captain America: The Winter Soldier71  
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time84  Journey 2: The Mysterious Island71  
Rango84  Made of Honor71  
Skyfall84  Nutty Professor II: The Klumps71  
The Guard84  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides71  
Transformers (2007)84  Red (2010)71  
12 Years a Slave83  Sabotage (2014)71  
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter83  Step Up71  
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs83  The Amazing Spider-Man71  
Drillbit Taylor83  A Haunted House70  
Epic83  Good Burger70  
Immortals 83  Snitch70  
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa83  Step Brothers70  
The Express83  The Comebacks70  
The Visitor83  A Scanner Darkly69  
Wall-E83  Draft Day69  
Charlie St. Cloud82  Punisher: War Zone69  
Cloud Atlas82  The Dictator69  
Delivery Man82  The Way, Way Back69  
Fat Albert82  Hairspray (2007)68  
Ghost Town82  Moneyball67  
Haywire82  The Muppets67  
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)82  TMNT67  
Les Miserables (2012)82  Her66  
Moon82  The Happening66  
Nine82  Flags of our Fathers65  
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief82  The Town65  
Short Term 1282  Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 264  
Spring Breakers82  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End64  
The Bounty Hunter82  Saving Mr. Banks64  
The Company You Keep82  The Heat64  
The Dark Knight82  Enough Said63  
Transcendence82  Fred Claus63  
Zookeeper82  Bug62  
All About Steve81  The Darjeeling Limited61  
Balls of Fury81  Lions For Lambs56