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Total # of reviews: 288
Likes: 10428
Award of Excellence: 39


the Milky Way, total: 2
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
a capybara watching TV, total: 3
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
a little pond full of Koi, total: 4
So many bright colors in such a confined space! Simply an amazing explosion of colors.
a Bay Leaf, total: 3
Bay leaves have that special, wholesome outdoor smell
a relaxing porch, total: 3
Enjoy the view and relax, my friend. Visit Mohonk in New Paltz, New York.
half an oreo, total: 4
The white stuff inside an oreo is sticky like liquid cement and is not good for your insides. That's why you should scrape off the white part and eat the chocolatey goodness at the edges.
a tree in Autumn, total: 2
Isn't that simply beautiful? And aren't you glad that trees can't chop you down?
a beautiful sunset, total: 2
It's like looking into a hot furnace in the sky.
a snowflake, total: 1
Look at how the laws of physics and fluid mechanics have indifferently created a thing of such perfection and beauty.
rolling fog, total: 2
Isn't it amazing to be able to see the air moving?
TitleLikes TitleLikes
Movie ReviewsA Thousand Words32  
Tomcats142  Alvin and the Chipmunks32  
Brick Mansions131  College Road Trip32  
The Marine131  Cop Out32  
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo124  Drive Angry32  
First Daughter122  Fat Albert32  
Son of the Mask120  Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs32  
Zathura120  Lawless32  
The Amazing Spider-Man 2118  Moon32  
Neighbors (2014)107  Muppets Most Wanted32  
The Shaggy Dog (2006)102  Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian32  
Godzilla (2014)97  Paranoia32  
Million Dollar Arm93  Precious32  
Gridiron Gang76  Shoot 'Em Up32  
(500) Days of Summer57  Aliens in the Attic31  
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit54  Baby Mama31  
Peeples54  Bug31  
August: Osage County53  Bullet to the Head31  
Definitely, Maybe49  Captain America: The Winter Soldier31  
Surf's Up49  Divergent31  
The Informant!49  Drillbit Taylor31  
Ride Along48  Fruitvale Station31  
Delivery Man47  John Carter31  
Snow White and the Huntsman47  P.S. I Love You31  
Closed Circuit46  Project X31  
Cadillac Records45  Sabotage (2014)31  
Charlie St. Cloud45  Skyfall31  
The Lego Movie45  The Campaign31  
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins45  The Company You Keep31  
Red Tails44  The Express31  
Don Jon43  The Game Plan31  
Sex Drive43  The Grey31  
For Your Consideration42  The Lone Ranger31  
G-Force42  The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor31  
Rock of Ages42  The World's End31  
Total Recall (2012)42  Wild Hogs31  
Hugo41  12 Years a Slave30  
Lincoln41  Balls of Fury30  
The Bourne Legacy41  Colombiana30  
The Guard41  Due Date30  
The Tourist41  From Paris With Love30  
This is 4041  Get Smart30  
Chronicle40  Ice Age: Continental Drift30  
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)40  Imagine That30  
Old Dogs40  Jonah Hex30  
Red 240  Live Free or Die Hard30  
The Guilt Trip40  Parker30  
The Master40  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides30  
The Tree of Life40  Speed Racer30  
Valkyrie40  The Pink Panther 230  
Vicky Cristina Barcelona40  The Rocker30  
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter39  The Santa Clause 230  
Big Momma's House 239  Wall-E30  
Getaway39  Where the Wild Things Are30  
Pompeii39  300: Rise of an Empire29  
The Visitor39  Away We Go29  
Trance39  Fred Claus29  
Wrath of the Titans39  Funny People29  
2 Guns38  Paul Blart: Mall Cop29  
A Dangerous Method38  Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time29  
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues38  The Amazing Spider-Man29  
Ender's Game38  The Dictator29  
Furry Vengeance38  The Kings of Summer29  
Life of Pi38  The Way, Way Back29  
Miracle at St. Anna38  Whatever Works29  
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief38  A Scanner Darkly28  
R.i.P.D.38  Clash of the Titans (2010)28  
School for Scoundrels38  GI Joe: Retaliation28  
Soul Man38  It's Kind of a Funny Story28  
Star Trek38  Made of Honor28  
The Cabin in the Woods38  National Treasure: Book of Secrets28  
The Losers38  No Reservations28  
Winter's Tale38  Over Her Dead Body28  
Avatar37  Step Brothers28  
Before Midnight37  The Dark Knight28  
Burlesque37  The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard28  
Gangster Squad37  The Green Hornet28  
How High37  The Happening28  
In Time37  The Last Airbender28  
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa37  The Princess and the Frog28  
Lockout37  The Single Moms Club28  
Machete37  The Wolfman28  
Ninja Assassin37  201227  
Oldboy (2013)37  City of Ember27  
The Bounty Hunter37  Epic27  
The Perks of Being a Wallflower37  Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer27  
The Spectacular Now37  Invictus27  
Year One37  Meet the Robinsons27  
Dark Shadows36  Meet the Spartans27  
Frozen36  Moneyball27  
Good Burger36  State of Play27  
Here Comes the Boom36  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)27  
Hot Tub Time Machine36  The Time Traveler's Wife27  
Looper36  Transformers (2007)27  
Madea's Witness Protection36  88 Minutes26  
Scoop36  Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 226  
Short Term 1236  Crank: High Voltage26  
Source Code36  Enough Said26  
The Other Guys36  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra26  
Watchmen36  Her26  
935  Law Abiding Citizen26  
A Madea Christmas35  Noah26  
All About Steve35  Punisher: War Zone26  
Beowulf35  Red (2010)26  
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs35  Rise of the Planet of the Apes26  
Contagion35  The Soloist26  
Death Race35  Transcendence26  
Duplicity35  Turbo26  
Ghost Town35  Youth in Revolt26  
Land of the Lost35  A Haunted House25  
Quantum of Solace35  A Haunted House 225  
Rango35  Anna Karenina25  
The Fifth Estate35  Catch and Release25  
The Five Year Engagement35  Death at a Funeral25  
The Muppets35  Robocop (2014)25  
The Wolverine35  The Adjustment Bureau25  
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps35  True Grit (2010)25  
Cloud Atlas34  Draft Day24  
Dark Skies34  Flags of our Fathers24  
Haywire34  Journey 2: The Mysterious Island24  
Jersey Boys34  Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters24  
Les Miserables (2012)34  Alice in Wonderland (2010)23  
Machete Kills34  Cars 223  
Riddick34  Cyrus23  
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows34  Dirty Work23  
The Bling Ring34  Hairspray (2007)23  
The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)34  Snitch23  
The International34  The Comebacks23  
The Town34  Did You Hear About The Morgans?22  
Win Win34  Faster22  
Crazy, Stupid, Love33  Nutty Professor II: The Klumps22  
Immortals 33  Premium Rush22  
In a World...33  Semi-Pro22  
Love and Other Drugs33  Step Up22  
Moonrise Kingdom33  The Conjuring22  
Nine33  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End21  
Paul33  Eagle Eye20  
Philomena33  Lions For Lambs20  
Spring Breakers33  Reno 911: Miami20  
The Counselor33  Saving Mr. Banks19  
The Dilemma33  Step Up 2: The Streets19  
Tron: Legacy33  The Heat19  
X-Men Origins: Wolverine33  Underdog19  
Zookeeper33  TMNT17