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Total # of reviews: 288
Likes: 35743
Award of Excellence: 39


the Milky Way, total: 2
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
a capybara watching TV, total: 3
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
a little pond full of Koi, total: 4
So many bright colors in such a confined space! Simply an amazing explosion of colors.
a Bay Leaf, total: 3
Bay leaves have that special, wholesome outdoor smell
a relaxing porch, total: 3
Enjoy the view and relax, my friend. Visit Mohonk in New Paltz, New York.
half an oreo, total: 4
The white stuff inside an oreo is sticky like liquid cement and is not good for your insides. That's why you should scrape off the white part and eat the chocolatey goodness at the edges.
a tree in Autumn, total: 2
Isn't that simply beautiful? And aren't you glad that trees can't chop you down?
a beautiful sunset, total: 2
It's like looking into a hot furnace in the sky.
a snowflake, total: 1
Look at how the laws of physics and fluid mechanics have indifferently created a thing of such perfection and beauty.
rolling fog, total: 2
Isn't it amazing to be able to see the air moving?
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Movie ReviewsThe Soloist102  
First Daughter718  The World's End102  
Million Dollar Arm647  X-Men Origins: Wolverine102  
Brick Mansions643  A Thousand Words101  
Zathura641  Did You Hear About The Morgans?101  
Neighbors (2014)632  Fat Albert101  
Tomcats628  Philomena101  
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo618  Quantum of Solace101  
Son of the Mask609  Step Up101  
Jersey Boys590  The Master101  
Godzilla (2014)574  Turbo101  
The Amazing Spider-Man 2574  Wall-E101  
The Marine559  Drive Angry100  
The Shaggy Dog (2006)379  Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian100  
Gridiron Gang209  Nine100  
(500) Days of Summer132  P.S. I Love You100  
Closed Circuit131  Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time100  
August: Osage County127  The Dilemma100  
Getaway127  The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor100  
School for Scoundrels126  The Pink Panther 2100  
The Informant!126  Alice in Wonderland (2010)99  
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit123  City of Ember99  
The Grey121  Duplicity99  
The Lego Movie121  GI Joe: Retaliation99  
The Fifth Estate120  In Time99  
Don Jon119  John Carter99  
The Perks of Being a Wallflower119  Parker99  
Winter's Tale119  The Bounty Hunter99  
Valkyrie118  The Cabin in the Woods99  
G-Force117  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)99  
Rock of Ages116  Year One99  
Soul Man116  201298  
12 Years a Slave115  A Madea Christmas98  
Beowulf115  Away We Go98  
Big Momma's House 2115  Before Midnight98  
For Your Consideration115  Bullet to the Head98  
Old Dogs115  Faster98  
Peeples115  Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa98  
Red Tails115  Live Free or Die Hard98  
Surf's Up115  Machete Kills98  
Dark Shadows114  Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief98  
Hugo114  Project X98  
Land of the Lost114  The Conjuring98  
The Guard114  The Express98  
The Princess and the Frog114  The Rocker98  
The Tourist114  The Single Moms Club98  
Chronicle113  The Time Traveler's Wife98  
Life of Pi113  Transcendence98  
Meet the Robinsons113  Zookeeper98  
Ninja Assassin113  Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues97  
The Campaign113  College Road Trip97  
The Tree of Life113  Death Race97  
Wrath of the Titans113  Dirty Work97  
Balls of Fury112  Spring Breakers97  
Definitely, Maybe112  The Adjustment Bureau97  
Funny People112  The Other Guys97  
Imagine That112  Whatever Works97  
Madea's Witness Protection112  2 Guns96  
Colombiana111  Due Date96  
Machete111  Get Smart96  
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows111  Ice Age: Continental Drift96  
Snow White and the Huntsman111  Step Up 2: The Streets96  
The Counselor111  Trance96  
The Visitor111  Wild Hogs96  
Vicky Cristina Barcelona111  Death at a Funeral95  
Moonrise Kingdom110  From Paris With Love95  
Ride Along110  How High95  
Scoop110  Paranoia95  
The Losers110  Premium Rush95  
This is 40110  Rise of the Planet of the Apes95  
Cadillac Records109  Semi-Pro95  
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs109  The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)95  
Delivery Man109  The Green Hornet95  
Furry Vengeance109  Transformers (2007)95  
Lawless109  Youth in Revolt95  
Looper109  Anna Karenina94  
R.i.P.D.109  Crank: High Voltage94  
Red 2109  Haywire94  
Skyfall109  Over Her Dead Body94  
The Bling Ring109  Paul Blart: Mall Cop94  
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins109  Reno 911: Miami94  
88 Minutes108  Sabotage (2014)94  
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer108  State of Play94  
Immortals 108  Alvin and the Chipmunks93  
Muppets Most Wanted108  Dark Skies93  
Pompeii108  National Treasure: Book of Secrets93  
Shoot 'Em Up108  Punisher: War Zone93  
The Bourne Legacy108  Robocop (2014)93  
Total Recall (2012)108  Sex Drive93  
Lincoln107  Star Trek93  
Love and Other Drugs107  A Scanner Darkly92  
Moon107  Baby Mama92  
No Reservations107  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra92  
Riddick107  The Way, Way Back92  
Source Code107  Underdog92  
The Dark Knight107  Burlesque91  
The Spectacular Now107  Catch and Release91  
Where the Wild Things Are107  Clash of the Titans (2010)91  
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter106  Cyrus91  
Cloud Atlas106  Eagle Eye91  
Crazy, Stupid, Love106  Journey 2: The Mysterious Island91  
Hot Tub Time Machine106  The Dictator91  
Rango106  The Lone Ranger91  
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard106  Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps91  
The Wolverine106  Watchmen91  
Tron: Legacy106  A Haunted House90  
Win Win106  Here Comes the Boom90  
All About Steve105  Noah90  
Charlie St. Cloud105  Nutty Professor II: The Klumps90  
Contagion105  Invictus89  
Ender's Game105  Precious89  
It's Kind of a Funny Story105  The Comebacks89  
Les Miserables (2012)105  The Happening89  
Miracle at St. Anna105  True Grit (2010)89  
Oldboy (2013)105  Captain America: The Winter Soldier88  
Speed Racer105  Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 288  
The Company You Keep105  Law Abiding Citizen88  
A Dangerous Method104  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides88  
Avatar104  Saving Mr. Banks88  
Frozen104  The Amazing Spider-Man88  
The International104  Draft Day87  
300: Rise of an Empire103  Hairspray (2007)87  
9103  Made of Honor87  
Cars 2103  The Heat87  
Cop Out103  The Town87  
Divergent103  Flags of our Fathers86  
Epic103  Lockout86  
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs103  Moneyball86  
In a World...103  Red (2010)86  
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)103  Snitch86  
Paul103  Step Brothers86  
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters103  Her85  
Short Term 12103  The Kings of Summer85  
The Guilt Trip103  Enough Said84  
The Last Airbender103  Good Burger84  
The Wolfman103  The Darjeeling Limited84  
A Haunted House 2102  The Game Plan84  
Aliens in the Attic102  TMNT84  
Drillbit Taylor102  Meet the Spartans83  
Fruitvale Station102  Fred Claus82  
Gangster Squad102  The Muppets82  
Ghost Town102  Bug80  
The Five Year Engagement102  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End78  
The Santa Clause 2102  Jonah Hex71