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Total # of reviews: 288
Likes: 24033
Award of Excellence: 39


the Milky Way, total: 2
The Milky Way is a wide, white band of stars. It kind of looks like a bright, white interstate highway, leading to the center of the galaxy.
a capybara watching TV, total: 3
Capybaras are the world's largest rodents, and they love to watch Fox News.
a little pond full of Koi, total: 4
So many bright colors in such a confined space! Simply an amazing explosion of colors.
a Bay Leaf, total: 3
Bay leaves have that special, wholesome outdoor smell
a relaxing porch, total: 3
Enjoy the view and relax, my friend. Visit Mohonk in New Paltz, New York.
half an oreo, total: 4
The white stuff inside an oreo is sticky like liquid cement and is not good for your insides. That's why you should scrape off the white part and eat the chocolatey goodness at the edges.
a tree in Autumn, total: 2
Isn't that simply beautiful? And aren't you glad that trees can't chop you down?
a beautiful sunset, total: 2
It's like looking into a hot furnace in the sky.
a snowflake, total: 1
Look at how the laws of physics and fluid mechanics have indifferently created a thing of such perfection and beauty.
rolling fog, total: 2
Isn't it amazing to be able to see the air moving?
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Movie ReviewsPaul Blart: Mall Cop68  
First Daughter476
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time68  
Star Trek68  
Brick Mansions440
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor68  
Son of the Mask423
The Time Traveler's Wife68  
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo420
The World's End68  
Neighbors (2014)420
The Marine402
All About Steve67  
Million Dollar Arm394
Dark Skies67  
The Amazing Spider-Man 2380
Death Race67  
Godzilla (2014)363
Jersey Boys345
The Shaggy Dog (2006)273  Moon67  
Gridiron Gang157  Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters67  
(500) Days of Summer105  The Cabin in the Woods67  
August: Osage County93  The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard67  
Peeples93  The Spectacular Now67  
The Informant!91  Wild Hogs67  
Definitely, Maybe90  Anna Karenina66  
Getaway90  Cop Out66  
Closed Circuit88  Did You Hear About The Morgans?66  
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit88  Dirty Work66  
G-Force87  Epic66  
The Grey86  Fat Albert66  
Don Jon85  Haywire66  
For Your Consideration85  Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs66  
Snow White and the Huntsman84  Machete Kills66  
Land of the Lost83  Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian66  
Lincoln83  No Reservations66  
Valkyrie83  P.S. I Love You66  
Beowulf82  Quantum of Solace66  
Chronicle82  The Dilemma66  
Surf's Up82  The Express66  
The Tourist82  Tron: Legacy66  
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins82  Zookeeper66  
The Fifth Estate81  12 Years a Slave65  
The Lego Movie81  2 Guns65  
The Tree of Life81  Alice in Wonderland (2010)65  
Looper80  Burlesque65  
Old Dogs80  College Road Trip65  
Pompeii80  Due Date65  
Ride Along80  Faster65  
School for Scoundrels80  Gangster Squad65  
Soul Man80  GI Joe: Retaliation65  
Vicky Cristina Barcelona80  Here Comes the Boom65  
Moonrise Kingdom79  Law Abiding Citizen65  
The Visitor79  Live Free or Die Hard65  
Ender's Game78  Noah65  
Oldboy (2013)78  Over Her Dead Body65  
The Bourne Legacy78  Paul65  
Total Recall (2012)78  Riddick65  
Winter's Tale78  Shoot 'Em Up65  
Charlie St. Cloud77  The International65  
Furry Vengeance77  The Kings of Summer65  
Lawless77  The Other Guys65  
Miracle at St. Anna77  City of Ember64  
Rango77  Contagion64  
Rock of Ages77  From Paris With Love64  
Source Code77  Rise of the Planet of the Apes64  
The Losers77  Sabotage (2014)64  
The Princess and the Frog77  The Company You Keep64  
Wrath of the Titans77  The Soloist64  
Delivery Man76  Aliens in the Attic63  
Fruitvale Station76  Bullet to the Head63  
Red Tails76  Drive Angry63  
The Wolverine76  Ice Age: Continental Drift63  
Before Midnight75  Invictus63  
Big Momma's House 275  Step Up 2: The Streets63  
Cadillac Records75  The Adjustment Bureau63  
Love and Other Drugs75  The Game Plan63  
Skyfall75  The Green Hornet63  
The Santa Clause 275  The Pink Panther 263  
A Thousand Words74  A Haunted House 262  
Crazy, Stupid, Love74  A Madea Christmas62  
Les Miserables (2012)74  Alvin and the Chipmunks62  
Life of Pi74  National Treasure: Book of Secrets62  
Meet the Robinsons74  Premium Rush62  
Ninja Assassin74  Red (2010)62  
R.i.P.D.74  Reno 911: Miami62  
Scoop74  Speed Racer62  
The Perks of Being a Wallflower74  The Amazing Spider-Man62  
This is 4074  The Conjuring62  
Transformers (2007)74  The Way, Way Back62  
Where the Wild Things Are74  Transcendence62  
Colombiana73  True Grit (2010)62  
Funny People73  Whatever Works62  
Machete73  Year One62  
Muppets Most Wanted73  Baby Mama61  
Red 273  Clash of the Titans (2010)61  
The Bling Ring73  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides61  
The Campaign73  Precious61  
Dark Shadows72  State of Play61  
Hugo72  The Muppets61  
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows72  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)61  
The Counselor72  Underdog61  
The Dark Knight72  Youth in Revolt61  
The Guard72  Captain America: The Winter Soldier60  
Wall-E72  Cars 260  
X-Men Origins: Wolverine72  Cyrus60  
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter71  Death at a Funeral60  
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues71  Good Burger60  
Balls of Fury71  In a World...60  
Catch and Release71  Parker60  
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs71  Step Brothers60  
Drillbit Taylor71  The Bounty Hunter60  
Frozen71  The Wolfman60  
Hot Tub Time Machine71  A Scanner Darkly59  
Madea's Witness Protection71  Get Smart59  
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief71  Journey 2: The Mysterious Island59  
Philomena71  Robocop (2014)59  
Short Term 1271  The Happening59  
Trance71  A Haunted House58  
Win Win71  Meet the Spartans58  
970  Punisher: War Zone58  
A Dangerous Method70  The Comebacks58  
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer70  The Single Moms Club58  
Immortals 70  Turbo58  
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)70  Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps58  
Project X70  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra57  
Sex Drive70  Semi-Pro57  
The Five Year Engagement70  Step Up57  
The Rocker70  The Town57  
300: Rise of an Empire69  Draft Day56  
Avatar69  Made of Honor56  
In Time69  The Dictator56  
John Carter69  Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 255  
Paranoia69  Eagle Eye55  
Spring Breakers69  Flags of our Fathers55  
The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)69  Snitch55  
The Guilt Trip69  The Heat55  
The Last Airbender69  Her54  
The Master69  Moneyball54  
88 Minutes68  Nutty Professor II: The Klumps54  
Away We Go68  Fred Claus53  
Cloud Atlas68  TMNT53  
Crank: High Voltage68  Enough Said52  
Divergent68  The Lone Ranger52  
Ghost Town68  Hairspray (2007)51  
How High68  Saving Mr. Banks50  
Imagine That68  Bug49  
It's Kind of a Funny Story68  Jonah Hex48  
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa68  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End48  
Nine68  Lions For Lambs46