Junkyard owner, Leddie Fennhadden witnesses the crash of an alien spacecraft out in the Florida boondocks. She salvages the ship and the rescues the pilot and whom she renames "Nick" because his alien name is too hard to pronounce. When they learn that Nick has been charged with murder by the Galactic Association of Star Systems (GASS), they must avoid the galactic police and embark on an interstellar odyssey to save him from Instant Vaporization. While Nick stands trial, Leddie dons her anti-gravity gumshoes and travels to Regulon 5, the "Vacation Capital of the Galaxy". There she finds the main figure in an interstellar conspiracy and uncovers the key to solving the JFK Assassination.