At least 6 episodes of the "new" Battlestar Galactica are being produced for the scifi channel. Our spies tell us about the following plotlines:
1) The Cylons launch a surprise attack, disrupting Starbuck and Boomer's lesbian wedding.
2) A Cylon operative slips a secret ingredient in Commander Adama's chilupa which makes him both indecisive and impotent.
3) President Roslin goes through menopause, getting hot flashes that set off warning indicators on the Galactica.
4) A new Cylon model is revealed, in the form of Robin Williams. He comes aboard the Galactica offering a peace treaty, but is secretly paving the way for an attack by demoralizing the crew with his unfunny humor.
5) Athena, played by Jennifer Lopez, makes an appearance. She wants to wear sports bras and short shorts on the bridge against the Commander's express orders, causing a crisis.
6) A cylcon suicide bomber crashes into the landing bay and starts a huge fire, cutting power and disrupting Starbuck's sex change operation, raising doubts as to whether her new male genitalia will work properly.
Note: the views expressed here are only those of the reviewer(s).
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