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Wavy goes to the bathroom and rubs herself vigorously, calling herself a dirty whore, trying to rub the filth off herself. They talk more about Wavy being dirty or not dirty or whatever.
Then they have some more pedophile sex. Wavy grabs Kellen's p_nis and gave him another handjob, in the meadow under the stars. How romantic, heh heh heh.
Suddenly, we learn that Val and Liam, Wavy's parents, are dead. Someone shot them in the head. Who would do that?
The police come. Kellen is arrested. They think he killed Val and Liam. But Wavy helpfully provides Kellen with an alibi. Kellen didn't kill Val and Liam. He was too busy having sex with her 13 year old body.
Kellen is cleared of the murder. What a relief!
Click here to see the rest of this reviewThen he is sentenced to 10 years in jail for being a pedophile.
And here's the part that's not believable. Wavy could have given Kellen an alibi, saying they were together, without saying they were having sex. Her brother Donal claimed he saw Wavy and Kellen having sex, but Donal was a little boy and could be disbelieved. Instead, Wavy covered for Kellen by having him convicted of another crime. She described to the police how Kellen banged her. Wavy was fascinated by his uncircumcised p_nis. She described in great detail how he thrusted his dick in and out of her, as if she were writing a porn novel for pedophiles and not dictating a police report.
Kellen goes to jail and Wavy is sent to live with her Aunt Brenda, and Donal is sent to live with his father Sean who is Liam's brother. Yes it looks like Donal and Wavy have different fathers.
No one talks about who killed Val because she was a crack whore bitch and no one liked her and certainly no one liked Liam.
Wavy tries to write Kellen in jail but they are not allowed to communicate because Kellen is a pedophile.
Wavy later admits that Kellen did not have sex with her the night Val was killed. She simply said so to give him an alibi. Instead of having sex Kellen simply STUCK HIS FINGERS UP HER V_GINA. For Wavy, that wasn't sex, but guess what, that sounds a lot like sex to me.
Kellen has a bad time in prison. For some reason, the other prisoners don't give a warm welcome to child molesters. Kellen spends only six years in jail out of his ten year sentence but gets out way early because the Democrats are in charge and they think child molestation is a civil right, not a crime.
