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Jacob forces Henry to name the child Morris or else he will tell the world the true story. It's great watching one character blackmail another. This happens all the time in this story.
Margaret is upset with her baby but Henry reassures her that her part-black rape baby is related to dukes and duchesses in England. Heh heh heh heh heh. This book is so crazy!
Margaret talks to Salome. She knows Salome is her real mother but she can't bring herself to call Salome mother, she says she "can't get the word out" of her mouth, heh heh.
Salome doesn't mind, she knows Margaret was "trained" to think that black people were inferior.
So remember that James is Henry's brother. And some woman named Elvera (sounds like a disease!) is the wife of James. One day Elvera comes home to find James's dead naked body lying on top of Bertha, Henry's wife. Elvera thinks this is odd, especially since James and Bertha are both naked. Even odder, Bertha's arms and legs are tied to the bedpost with her legs spread wide apart.
Click here to see the rest of this reviewThis upsets Elvera. She was not happy knowing that James was boning Bertha. James, by the way, is quite dead. He died during hot sex. Hahaha! This author really knows how to write a compelling scene.
Elvera doesn't care about the dead part. She's angry at Bertha who she accused of seducing James. She doesn't know that Henry invited James to bone Bertha.
Elvera gets a knife and cuts off some of Bertha's hair. Bertha screams. Elvera starts sawing on one of Bertha's tits. Bertha screams again.
Bertha said her being tied up and having sex with James was an accident. She was accidently tied up and boning Elvera's husband. I'd like to see that happen accidently, heh heh. Elvera calls Bertha a "whore of Babylon". Babylon is where Iraq is now. Does that mean that Bertha has been boning some arabs?
Bertha explained that she is tied to the bed in a "fuck me" position because James had problems getting an erection but sometimes he could get erections when he was boning someone who was tied up. James was into kinky sex! But even then Bertha explained he couldn't ejaculate. No wonder James had never produced an heir, his p_nis was broken!
Elvera keeps threatening to cut Bertha further. This upsets Salome so much that she starts urinating down her leg. Can a woman without a dick really urinate down her own leg? I thought only men could do that.
Elvera seems likely to cut Bertha further. But Salome persuades Elvera to sing a bible song to stall for time until Henry gets there. Elvera sings a bible song. Salome says what a sweet voice she has and asks her to sing another. This author really knows how to write a scene!
Then Henry arrives and prevents Elvera from cutting Bertha further. He seems enraged that Bertha has been boned by James even though he himself suggested James bone her, which doesn't make a lot of sense. He contemplates marching all the servants in there to see Bertha tied up and naked, but Salome prevails on him to cut her loose.
Bertha admits that she enjoyed being tied up and having James lick her v_gina. But then she noticed that James died on top of her and that was not fun.
Bertha, chastened by being found tied naked to a bed, apologizes to Margaret for calling her a whore. She begs Margaret for forgiveness.
Margaret, considering, says no and basically tells Bertha to go f herself.
Heh heh heh. I love this scene!
Many years later, Sylvester, who raped Margaret many years ago, comes by and asks Hardin to give him money because he is running for office. Hardin argues with him but eventually agrees to fund his campaign. This makes no sense because Hardin previously wanted to kill Sylvester for raping his daughter. Why would he give him any money? Ridiculous.
But then Sylvester goes even farther and he says he wants Hardin to hand over Margaret so he can bone her again. He promises to shove a gag in her mouth so she can't scream when he bones her. At this point the story stops making any sense. Hardin should have filled him with lead but just listens quietly.
Hardin goes to Jebediah and tells him that Margaret is sick and he should stop boning her for a year. This enrages Jebediah, who tells Hardin that Margaret only lets him bone her four times a year, on his birthday, on holidays, and on special occasions. What kind of husband would sit by and let his wife only give him sex four times a year? What a wimp!
Hardin points out that Jebediah has been boning a lot of black chicks on the side. Jebediah says they don't count because they're black. He's such a racist!
Meanwhile Sylvester the rapist dies. He was in a car crash, but before that he was evidently hanging from a tree by a rope from his ankles. It is speculated that he liked hanging from a tree upside down by a rope naked so that he would be at a height that would allow his girlfriend to suck his p_nis.
None of this makes any sense. It goes way beyond kinky sex.
But one funny line--they found Sylvester with a pair of woman's underwear. We're told the sheriff is going to go around to find out which woman is missing a pair of panties, heh heh heh heh.
Henry dies. Right before he dies, he tells Salome how much he enjoyed boning her over the years. His last thoughts was of v_gina.
