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Plot Summary Part 4

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Pearl's boss Petrus gets deported. Pearl takes over his job, making other women pose for photos while men bone them. Copper asks how can Pearl do this to other women. Easily, Pearl replies. She's also still a drug addict.


Copper squeezes a baby out of her v_gina, which is now the size of a garage door. Henry won't be using that entrance for a while.


Copper whips out one of her breasts and has the baby suck on it. Copper loves the feeling of being milked like a cow.


Dior shows off the clothes he designed. People get orgasms just looking at his designs. His clothes are so wonderful, we are told. But it has zero emotional impact on the reader.


Examples: "The sheer quantity of fabric was enough to get one to faint." Really?


"They had nipped in waists and bell-like skirts, which imitated flowers." This is descriptive, certainly, but not emotionally exciting.


"This was a feast beyond anticipation." This is the problem with the author's writing. We are TOLD things are astounding, but the author doesn't have the ability to SHOW us that things are astounding. Truthfully, it would be difficult to show the reader that clothing is exciting. Clothing is generally not exciting--emotional relations between people are, but it is clothes, not emotional relationships, which is the conclusion of this book.


Dior is very happy with the show. That makes one of us.


The end.

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Literary Criticism:


This was a terrible book for a number of reasons:


1) The title was deceptive. Rather than "The Designer" it should have been called "The Platonic Bisexual Friend of the Designer" to be more accurate. The book is not focused on Dior, it is focused on Copper. Dior was just a friend to Copper who listened to her problems.


 


2) The author doesn't know how to write relationships. The only interesting relationship was at the beginning when Amory, married to Copper, was boning other women.  Then he disappeared for most of the book only to return as a pitiful suicide guy at the end, at which point we no longer care since he's been gone most of the story. The only other relationship in the book is between Copper and Henry, but we are given no details of the relationship--we are simply told one exists. That's why it was so astonishing when Henry proposed to Copper, because there had been no description of relations between the two beforehand. Because the writer was so terrible at writing relationships, the story fell flat.


 


3) The ending was disappointing. Dior showed clothes. Everyone likes them. Big deal! Why should we care?


 


4) Not much happened in the story. There wasn't really much of a plot. To pad the page length, the writer had to shoehorn in details of the Holocaust which didn't have any direct impact on the main characters.


 


I was expecting the story of cut-throat designers competing against each other. That could have been compelling, and dramatic. Instead we got the story of one woman hanging around Paris while minor things happened to her. This was a very boring book.


 

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