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Rebecca "Bex" Porter: Rebecca is an American gold digging social climber who studies at Oxford so she can get her hooks into someone rich or important. She hits jackpot with Nick. She's called "Bex", though how you get from "Rebecca" to "Bex" I am not sure. The only thing I can think of is that "Bex" rhymes with "Sex", which is Bex's specialty.
Lacey Porter: Bex's twin sister. While Bex is getting boned by Nick, she's getting boned by Nick's brother Freddie. The only thing missing was an orgy scene with Lacey and Bex lying on a bed, side by side, while Nick and Freddie plowed into them at the same time.
Clive: A journalist who at one time boned both Bex and Lacey. He manipulates the two to get stories about the royal family.
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Nick: British royalty, the son of Prince Richard. He's very sensitive, and in love with Bex.
Freddie: Nick's wild brother. He bones a lot of chicks, including but not limited to Lacey.
Emma: Emma is Nick's mother. She's a retard. The family keeps her well hidden because she's an embarrassment.
Prince Richard: Nick's father, and heir to the throne. He hates Nick. He hates Rebecca. He even hates Emma. I like him.