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Evelyn: Evelyn is a Cuban woman with big breasts. She goes to Hollywood and auditions her vagina to many studio execs to get acting jobs. But her biggest love is munching carpets.
Celia: Celia is Evelyn's lesbian lover. They munch each other carpets for years while having pretend marriages to homosexual men.
Monique: Monique is a black magazine writer who is writing Evelyn's life story. She finds out that her dad was an ass pirate.
Ernie Diaz: Evelyn's husband number one. Evelyn lets Diaz bone him simply to get a free ride to Hollywood.
Don: Husband number two. Don is a famous movie star so marriage to him helps Evelyn's career, but he beats her up too much.
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Mick Riva: Husband number three. He has no personality, can't say much about him, only married for a day.
Rex North: Husband number four. Another pretend marriage, he bones every woman on the planet except Evelyn.
Harry Cameron: Husband number five. It's a pretend marriage. He's an ass pirate and doesn't like women, preferring instead to have men bone him in his ass.
Max: Husband number six. A Frenchie filmmaker who makes nude films.
Robert: Husband number seven. Celia's brother. Another fake marriage so Evelyn can inherit Celia's money when she dies.
