Author Treanor's Book
An old horror film contains a scene in which the young hero flees from his first encounter with Count Dracula. He runs to his local Transylvanian inn, and he orders a large schnapps to steady his nerves. As he only drinks beer, this will be his first glass of the hard stuff. He chokes on it, and declares 'This is disgusting! - why does anyone drink it?' The worldly-wise buxom young barmaid wryly informs him, 'It's drunk for the effect, not the taste.' An...