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Anonymous posts on 11/3/2007 8:26:47 AM
i have H.P. Quotes enjoy! "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
- The Marauder's Map
"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."
- Remus Lupin
"I'll join you when hell freezes over."
- Neville Longbottom
"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."
"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” [Fred]
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'""I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.
"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident."
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.
"There's no need to call me sir Professor."
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
"For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself."
"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."
"What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows."
“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
Random mustache master posts on 11/1/2007 5:31:10 PM
yeah ahrry potter rocks, but I mean geez he should marry Hermoine and get married and ron should end up dead. I mean geez and they killed Fred he was the coolest and Ginny does not have a mustache what kind of a cheap world is this? And Ginny is so freaky she should die to, with a mustache of course. I miss Crabbe and Goyle, I wish they told you what happened to all the others who did they marry what were their kids names. I really want to know who Cho Chang and Luna married. Also Draco even though that dude has some serious issues to sort out with the balding and stuff and the wispy goatee so not working out for him. I think that Harry should marry Luna, Cho should marry Seamus, Dean should marry Ginny, Ron should marry Eliose Midgen, and blah blah blah. I also think that Proffessor McConagoll should marry Dumbledore I mean they are both old. I wonder if Hagrid married Madame Maxime. J.K should so write a book about his life because I mean gosh its essential to the story! We need to know who marries who who teaches what. I mean I know Neville is Herbology but what do they do also. What do they look like. And the most important part of it, DOES HARRY HAVE A MUSTACHE?!? That is a question I demand be answered. But I do not think it ever will*sigh* I am crying. I also think Harry should move to Egypt and become a Pharoah. I think Ginny should be a clay sphynx and their kids little sand clouds! wouldnt that be so cute and all the while ants are eating a picnic lunch. Funny how things turn out isnt it. Wow this is a long post filled with random and serious nonsense, you people should be lucky for my input. I also think we should roleplay, views on books are annoying. Anywho. I am so going to write to J.K she needs to tell me if Harry has a mustche. Here is what I will writ: "Dear J.K does Harry have a mustache yes or no? Answer the question" I will do it court room investigation stile with the suit and cigar like an old ganster. Wow I am going to go eat soap thank you for absoloutly nothing. Bi bi i hibdks fhios hfu isdg fs dh fks djf Wasting space!
stephanie posts on 10/31/2007 1:52:24 PM
well i really want to meet everyone who plays all of jk rowlings book that will be nice i need to talk to 2 people through well it will be nice to do that!!!!
NZ posts on 10/30/2007 7:33:16 PM
Um, J.V... you're a boy right? I didn't know boys read books by Stephenie Meyer. Oops, guess I thought wrong. OMGSH my friend hooked me up with a PRIVATE meeting with Stephenie Meyer! How awesome is that? Awesomer than awesome.
Sk8r Girl posts on 10/30/2007 5:27:20 PM
I wanna meet Stephenie meyers i LUV her books(i luv jk rowling, but not as much)and her!
Julie posts on 10/29/2007 10:54:20 PM
Uh... lol the order of the Pheonix is the fifth book dude, not the fourth.
Carlos y Javi posts on 10/29/2007 7:35:48 AM
HARRY POTTER and the Order of the Phoenix
“This is the J.K.Rowling forth book of this series of books .This book are interesting for children but it doesn’t like to the teenagers because this book is so much fantastic and the principals characters do many things without sense and are not very clever .We don’t like this book very much because we don’t like these kind of books because they are too fantastic and the plot isn’t amazing for us”.
J.V. posts on 10/27/2007 1:32:25 PM
Yah I want to go to see Stephenie Meyer to but Toronto is too far away. Hmm Jk Rowling was in Toronto?
Julie posts on 10/27/2007 3:32:57 AM
Has this board gone completely dead? lol it's not literately halloween like it is in the dark ages all of the sudden, is it? Anyway... what's new people? i just finally finished the seventh book of harry potter. Let's get into the funny parts, what was everyone's favorite part in any of the harry potter's? mine was when Hermonie hit Malfoy in the third book.
Doodette posts on 10/26/2007 2:22:04 AM
Some ppl are so prejudice. Wish I could meet her. I wonder if she's coming to Vancouver?
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