This is a parody of all disaster movies. Matt Lanter plays the lead character of Will. Some time before, he had a bad dream. In his dream, he is a caveman chased by a woolly mammoth. Then he fights a wolf (played by Ike Barinholtz) and a saber-tooth woman Amy Winehouse (played by Nicole Parker), who tells him the world will end on the 29th of August, 2008. His instructions are to find the crystal skull. Now in the present time, his girlfriend Amy played by (Vanessa Minnillo), breaks up with him over an affair with Flava Flav (played by Abe Spigner).
Click here to see the rest of this review...
Will has a sweet sixteen party, even he is in his twenties. His friends are at the party. They are Juney (played by Crista Flanagan) and Calvin (played by Gary "G-Thang" Johnson). Calvin sees Seth (played by (Noah Harpster) and McLover (played by Austin Scott) attempting to rip off the alcohol. To stop them he shoots at them, trying to bend the pathway of the bullet to hit them. However, his efforts are not successful and the bullet kills "Dr. Phil" (played by John Di Domenico), Anton Chigurh (played by Ike Barinholtz), and the Beautiful Assassin (played by Carmen Electra), instead. Amy shows up with a new boyfriend who models underwear (played by Nick Steele). They do a song and dance number from “High School Musical” with lousy singing by Jessica Simpson (played by Nicole Parker) and Justin Timberlake (played by Jonas Neal).
Suddenly there is a massive meteor shower, and the power goes off. Calvin and his girlfriend Lisa (played by Kim Kardashian) go with Will and Juney outside. They see Hannah Montana (played by Crista Flanagan) hit by a meteor, but still selling merchandise. Her hair falls off to show it is really Miley Cyrus instead. Everything gets very cold and they go to the garage. Calvin tells the girls to take off their clothes because he is cold. While the guys ogle the girls, Juney's water breaks. They go back outside. A meteor hits Lisa. Calvin is upset until a Princess climbs up from a hole in the street, a taxi hits her, which throws her in the air, and then she lands in Calvin's arms, which causes them to fall in love. They start street dancing, then a tornado comes with cows flying through the air. Calvin gets a call on his secret agent shoe telephone from Lisa's mother. He tells her Lisa is dead and his new girlfriend is much better. They run into the cute Chipmunks singing. The Chipmunks bite them, because they are rabid. They kill Juney by biting her. Will traps them with a garbage can, which suffocates them.
Amy calls Will. She tells him a heavy statue, which fell on her in the museum, trapped her. They encounter Batman who tells them to get on the buses leaving soon or they will die. The Princess takes out Speed Racer (played by Jared Eddo) so they can steal his car to go save Amy. Michael Jackson (played by Christopher Johnson) is in the trunk of the car with Chim-Chim the monkey and Spritle the little boy. They go to the museum to save Amy. Amy tells Will; they need to put the crystal skull on the altar. When they try, the museum the doors are locked and everything comes to life, including Kung Fu Panda (played by Yoshio Iizuka) who attacks Calvin. When Calvin thinks he has won, he kisses the Princess and her wig falls off revealing she is a transvestite. Then the Panda kills both of them.
Will defeats a naked Beowulf (played by Ike Barinholtz). Will and Amy see Will's father (played by Tony Cox). They put the crystal skull on the altar, stopping further disasters. The Love Guru (played by John Di Domenico) marries Will and Amy. At the end they all sing a song about dating and having sex.
Best part of story, including ending:
I like the use of look-a-likes who play the famous people because it makes the movie doubly funny.
Best scene in story:
When Hannah Montana is crushed under a meteor and stilled continues to sell merchandise and then turns into Miley Cyrus. This is very funny.
Opinion about the main character:
I was happy to see that Will and Amy get married in the end and that Amy was not a drag queen.
