| Title (click on a book/movie below) | Author/Actors (click on a book/movie below) | Gordonator Ranking |
|---|---|---|
| The Slippery Slope | Lemony Snicket | 2000 |
| Melody | V.C. Andrews | 2000 |
| Raven | V.C. Andrews | 2000 |
| Seeds of Yesterday | V.C. Andrews | 2000 |
| The Carnivorous Carnival | Lemony Snicket | 2000 |
| The Hostile Hospital | Lemony Snicket | 2000 |
| The Vile Village | Lemony Snicket | 2000 |
| The Ersatz Elevator | Lemony Snicket | 2000 |
| The Austere Academy | Lemony Snicket | 2000 |
| The Wide Window | Lemony Snicket | 2000 |
| Return To Suicide | Allison Pollack Alexander | 2000 |
| Homecoming | Belva Plain | 2000 |
| The Reptile Room - A Series of Unfortunate Events 2 | Lemony Snicket | 2000 |
| Saints of Big Harbour | Lynn Coady | 2000 |
| This Heavy Silence | Nicole Mazzarella | 2000 |
| Bad Ground | W. Dale Cramer | 2000 |
| Antigone | Jean Anouilh | 1600 |
| An Acquaintance with Darkness | Ann Rinaldi | 1400 |
| Nicholas Nickleby | Charles Dickens | 1400 |
| The Sugar Camp Quilt | Jennifer Chiaverini | 1400 |
| The Bad Beginning - A Series of Unfortunate Events 1 | Lemony Snicket | 800 |
| We Have Always Lived in the Castle | Shirley Jackson | 800 |
| The Road to Los Angeles | John Fante | 800 |