This film is a spoof of contemporary vampire movies. Jenn Proske plays the character of Becca Crane. Her parents are divorced because her mom ran off with Tiger Woods. She goes to live in a small town where her father is the Sheriff (played by Deidrich Bader). Lots of people are being killed in the little town. Everyone thinks this is being done by the Kardashians. When she goes to school, she is attracted to Edward (played by Matt Lanter). As she walks across the parking lot she is almost run over by a van, but Edward moves in a flash and throws another student in front of the vehicle preventing her from being harmed. She tells him she thinks his powers come from secretly being a Jonas Brother. They fall in love.
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He tells her he is a vampire. He takes her to meet his family on her birthday. She gets a paper cut, while opening her gift, which makes all of them want to kill her, but Edward saves her from their blood lust. He also saves her from other vampires, such as one named Jack (played by Charlie Weber) by hitting him in the head with a baseball bat. The decapitated head breaks the window of the Sheriff's vehicle. The Sheriff concludes it must be caused by the Kardashians.
Because of his family, it is too dangerous for Becca to date Edward so Edward gives up his love for Becca then moves away to Rio to become Lady Gaga's boyfriend. Becca becomes friends with Jacob (played by Christopher N. Riggi). Jacob is part of a werewolf pack. When Becca is attacked by another vampire he turns into a Chihuahua and saves her.
Edward comes back from Rio because his sister tells him, she had a vision where Becca is going to kill herself. Then she realizes her vision was wrong, but it is too late to stop Edward from coming back. Edward's sister tells Becca she has to show him that she is still alive. Jacob arrives and wants Becca to choose him over Edward, but a cat appears and Jacob runs to chase it. At the high school dance Becca gets in the middle of the fight between the Edward fans and the Jacob fans. Edward exposes himself to sunlight but then there is twilight, then a new moon, then an eclipse so he is not harmed. In order to save himself he must turn Becca into a vampire. She agrees to marry him so he makes her his vampire bride.
Best part of story, including ending:
This movie is very silly but also pokes great fun at the Twilight Saga series of films that became so popular.
Best scene in story:
I like the scene when Jacob's werewolf pack arrives and Jacob turns into a cutesy little Chihuahua. It's hilarious.
Opinion about the main character:
Becca makes a great vampire and we are happy to see that she turns into one.
