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Back to Margaret. Margaret worries that her two other kids, Daisy and Philip, will get stolen, so she has them strip down to their underwear and takes a lot of pictures of their moles, thinking that if they are stolen and found much later that she can identify them by their moles. Daisy and Philip look at Margaret like she is nuts, which she is.
Meanwhile her kids are growing up crazy--Daisy likes to look at websites about cutting yourself.
Hilary's husband David has grown estranged from Hilary and so he picks up and abandons Hilary and decides to bone Mercy. Squirt squirt squirt! Hilary learns about this when she intercepts a text message David sent Mercy which reads "I came so hard I'm still jelly". Hilary is devastated, heh heh heh heh.
Click here to see the rest of this reviewMercy notices that her v_gina is no longer bleeding like it used to. She discovers she is pregnant! David is surprised. Since he couldn't get Hilary pregnant, he figured his sperm was about as potent as skim milk.
Meanwhile, on the topic of v_ginas, Margaret's daughter Daisy tells her mom that she notices some suspicious brown stuff coming out of her v_gina. Margaret gives her some lady diapers and tells her to "experiment with them", as if her bloody v_gina is a new and exciting science project, heh heh. Then Margaret says that if Daisy wants tampons, she will help Daisy stick them up her coot.
Margaret gets a call from the Korean police. They have found G! She rushes back to Korea.
They haven't found G. Margaret gets upset and has another mental breakdown, heh heh heh.
Let's face it, by now G must either be child sex slave or someone's entree at a downscale cafe.
Mercy's Korean mom moves in with her. Just like that. She arrives and moves in with her, and Mercy lets her. This is awkward because Mercy is boning David and is pregnant with her child. David stops coming by since Mercy's mom is around.
Mercy, pregnant with David's child, decides to get banged by another guy named Charlie. Charlie doesn't know she is pregnant with another man's child and is actively considering her for marriage material. When they have sex Charlie could have poked the baby's eye out with his weiner, heh heh.
Mercy discovers Charlie isn't really her type. She's much more intellectual than he is and he's annoyed by her pretentious talk. Charlie tells her that he knows that she lost Margaret's child, but maybe Charlie thinks she will be more careful if she makes some of his own kids.
Hilary finally decides to adopt Julian on page 230.
