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Tabitha: Tabitha is a woman married to a man named Stuart and she has two kids named Fern and Levi. Most of the book shows Tabitha being upset because Stuart left her and she doesn't have enough money for food. That's it, that's most of the story right there. You can stop reading now and not really miss anything. You think I'm joking? I'm not.
Stuart: Stuart is Tabitha's husband. Stuart grew bored sticking his p_nis into Tabitha's v_gina and hungered for an old girlfriend, and went off to see her. After the girlfriend died, he lived in her cabin and probably beat off to her photos.
Fern: Fern is Tabitha's daughter. I think they called her Fern because they are pot heads. Fern hurt her knee. Her entire story is that she hurt her knee. Then her knee gets better, 300 pages later. Exciting, isn't it?
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Levi: Levi is Tabitha's son. He's upset that his dad left them to whore his old girlfriend. His Dad gave him $50, so he spent it on a taxi to get to a soup kitchen. Not kidding.
Toby: Toby is the new guy who wants to stick his dick into Tabitha. Later, he does.
Nora: Nora is an old lady who encourages Tabitha to steal her money.
Rachel: Rachel is Tabitha's friend who plans to put random sperm inside of her to knock her up. No dad required!
