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Black people fall off of trains easily. Just as Morris was arguing with Tom-Tom about giving up his land while they were riding a train, Tom-Tom fell off the train! All on his own! Without any help! If you believe Morris, black people fall off of trains easily. Margaret, his retard mom, believes him.
Kinky sex games can cure erectile dysfunction. James can't get an erection unless he sees a naked woman tied to a bed. Kinky sex medicine is an unexplored area of science worthy of further study.
Mixed race people lead unhappy lives. When Morris finds out he's black, he vomits, becomes a drunk, and goes insane. Mixed race people don't do well in this book.
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Something is wrong if your wife only gives you sex 4 times a year. The moment I read that Margaret only let her husband bone her 4 times a year, I thought, "Could there possibly be something wrong with this marriage?"
Sex can cure mental retardation. When Salome becomes a retard, the doctors can do nothing for her. But Maxwell Joe tries a natural remedy: p_nis. It works wonders.
